Torpedoed

The accidental insertion of the erect Penis into a Woman's anus during regular vaginal intercourse. This is unplanned entry without pre lube or forewarning. Often ends in a slap in the face or surprise orgasm. Usually pain

I was banging that bird and I totally torpedoed her, turns out she had piles and didn't like it up the shitter

by Torpedoed August 31, 2014

Torpedo

Often referring to a man's penis.

Hey, I bet Jerry's going to give her the Torpedo tonight!

by Larryfun September 4, 2005

torpedo

1) Under water, self-proppellant missile.

2) A long shit.

Hit by a torpedo


I dropped a torpedo

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

Raspberry Torpedo

When having sex, the girl's cherry pops on your dick. Subsequently you back up 20 meters, sprint, and aim for her belly button, intending to hit it with maximum force... The Raspberry Torpedo.

I tried a raspberry torpedo last night, my girlfriend cried and bled all over me.

Dude, it takes serious balls to try the raspberry torpedo

by Doctor E-Train May 5, 2009

torpedog

A highly explosive dog that can be fired through destroyers and used for blowing up enemy ships with the highly explosive warhead(dog head)

Look the torpedog is coming to my ship. Fuck.

by Ay0503 June 18, 2014

torpedo loaf

A loaf so big it tears the asshole

Just dropped incredible power torpedo loaf

by Torpedo loaf February 1, 2016

Torgeir

Torgeir.

The true descendant of satan. A jolly christian satanic creature that lives in the deepest forest of Norway.
It grew up amongst wild, vicious and satanic animals such as wolves, bears and Harry Potter.

Torgeir comes out every fourth Christmas or so, to feed of the flesh of little children. And also to grab a beer at the local pub.

"Hey Peter! Are you eating children again?"

"Well yes of course"

" Ooh, you are such a Torgeir!"

by Squatpump Mcfries December 19, 2017