Topspinmonkey

Rafael Nadal's affectionate nickname among tennis fans. Refers both to his excessive use of topspin while playing and to his simiesque appearance and on-court attitude.

The topspinmonkey choked on a banana.

The topspinmonkey always picks his butt before serving.

The gipsy is riding the topspinmonkey, no ?

by Uncle Toni June 1, 2010

Sloppy toppy 7000

That goody goody ash cash that got u havin a seizure while she gots a gorilla grip on ur giant shaft with bad intentions.

“Ayo bro, Bailey gave me Sloppy toppy 7000 last night, and it changed me forever.”

I can’t walk straight anymore.

by Ryder GLIZZY GOB Watkins September 29, 2020

camp timber tops

noun.
1. my life.

okay i wrote the first definition, but i meant to say camp (not town) :)

oh my god i think i left my heart at camp timber tops!

by hannah September 17, 2005

topside browner

What's left behind in a bathroom trash can from someone who just wiped their ass. Usually only done by wetbacks who, for some reason, choose to throw their wipings in a can, rather than flush them in a toilet. The topside browner will be facing up, showing the smear.

Dude, those fuckin wetbacks are always leavin behind some gnar ass topside browners.

by Yared Soyle January 4, 2007

Topswell

A fart that is ultimately re-directed up and out the top of the buttcrack.

I leaned to the side, but it was a TOPSWELL!! It snuck up and out the top of my ass crack!

by Rosalie Dawson September 2, 2006

topside spoon

When a person lies face down flat and another person lies on top giving anal.

"Hey, I heard Rory and Kai did topside spoon last night and thought it was great fun."

OR

"You're topside spooning me right now!"

by RHINO & CHAM December 2, 2016

topset

Topset this that your high up in a Academic social environment IE school , College , University , or people can address you in any other further education . Being in the topset is a good thing . But most people will uses this in a sarcastic format such as if you said something stupid or ironic , idiotic . People will say topset instead of telling them to shut up all that stupid this is less rude to say when someone says something stupid but it still can be considered being rude .

The sky is blue today in the day Time . Response Your in the (topset)

by Tallulah.f 2001 May 15, 2018