Todd jones 

Todd is a man with more ex wives than grey hair (which is really saying something.) Some say he has so many ex wives because he likes cock but others say it’s just because he’s an arsewhole.

Don’t look now but there’s that Todd Jones fella.
Oh god! Doesn’t he bat for the other team?

Todd jones by Ur.mums.a.fitty.69 May 9, 2022

Todd Slaughter 

A jumped up, sexing his own bum English gentleman who was interviewed by Borat Ishmael Chorkyz Sagdiyev about the sport of Bowling on a Channel 4 documentary. He finds his own quips hilaric and oestentacious, occasionally secreting excrement from his anus hole and in to his Y-front knickers, therefore creating a Prarie Dog, a.k.a. Touching Cloth. His favourite personal characteristic is his nickname, or his pseudonym, nome de gerre or soubriquet - Tod. He loves it and truly - if it was humanly possible, would intercourse oneself on a numerous and occasional basis.

1) Todd: "Todd Slaughter...Tawwwd Slawwghuter!"
"I always think of it...laaaaughter - with an S in front"

2) "My first name Tod - 'tis a nickname...a pseudonym, a nome de gerre...a soubriquet."

Todd Slaughter by Olli Phillips January 14, 2008

Todd Worshiper

Followers/Fans someone well known, bodering on adulation. These acolyte/synchophants will swear on every word their idol speaks, dressing like,and speaking like, their 'Todd'.

Origins from Beavis and Butthead episode.....'Todd's Cool'.

'Dude, the guy is a total Todd Worshiper'

Todd Worshiper by meander101 April 23, 2009

Todd Dammit Kerns 

Bassist for Slash and the Conspirators. Guitarist for Sin City Sinners. His name is Todd Dammit because it rhymes with God Dammit. Todd is awesome.

Dude, who is that guy with Slash?

Oh, that's Todd Dammit Kerns!

Todd Dammit Kerns by Mr Mojo fuckin Risin August 15, 2012

Todd Bridges 

To ejaculate outside the act of actual sexual congress due to sheer excitement and enchantment.

Origin: Todd Bridges was on Oprah and said tha the first time he tried crystal meth, he ejaculated.

I got so excited when I bought my new Escalade that i almost pulled a Todd Bridges, but i had to compose myself.

Todd Bridges by LoganDejobeBomaye May 4, 2011

todd & manda 

Their determination toward shared ideas and their strong devotion to one another. They can open doors to one another’s souls and show one another new ways of perceiving and feeling.

Todd & manda are made for each other

todd & manda by A_love22 December 19, 2016

Todd Bridges Fit

When you can’t find something worthless of yours so you start blaming everyone around you for stealing it. After your embarrassing raging fit you find it in the exact place you were looking.

“Your brother in law didn’t break into your house to steal your frozen roasted corn. Stop having a Todd Bridges fit!”

Todd Bridges Fit by Loopyloody August 22, 2018