toad job 

(n). when you cum on somebody's ass and warts begin to form on their bare ass due to your STD infested baby batter

Yooo, I gave Lauren the best toad job on Sunday, the warts on her ass were plump as shit.

toad job by cococrispy37 December 11, 2017

toad chode 

When you rub your dick on a toad then get warts on your dick. To use toad chode to its full effect is to preform anal on your ex girlfriend then ribbit load and hard when you cum or when a wart explodes

I totally just fucked Gwen with my toad chode, she's such a stupid bitch!

toad chode by spongbob's penis March 30, 2015

toad sticker 

a large knife

A toad sticker was protruding from the puppet, implying that the person it represented was being threatened.

toad sticker by The Return of Light Joker August 28, 2011

Toad Tossing 

n. To orally pleasure someone whose genitals are visibly infected with an STD, esp. Genital Warts.

"You're going on a date with her? With all the toad tossing I'm sure that girl's done, I wouldn't get near that mouth, let alone kiss her."

Toad Tossing by BenBen August 17, 2005

Toad Hop 

A score in the game Super Mario Strikers Charged, for the Nintendo Wii that involves Toad running up to the goalie, and using his deke to hop over the goalie's head and into the goal.

Colin: You just got Toad Hopped!

Victor: Damn, I suck.

Toad Hop by Wavedasher September 24, 2007

Toad in the hole 

A funny term and a food

Person 1: TOAD IN THE HOLE!!
Person 2: *dies of laughter*

Toad in the hole by Nonstickpan May 12, 2019

toad tongue  

when the flaps of skin from your ballsack hang out of your zipper, to make this possible you have to secure your testicles within the domicile of the pants.

So we were at Joe dogs, and i brang out the toad tongue and got kicked out of joe dogs.

toad tongue by majormagoo January 18, 2009