Tom

A more than average autistic child, they have a tendency to stick a finger up their asses and then stick the poop covered probe in their mouth. They always are fat, dumb and have a short fat penis. Toms also have 3 butt holes so that their Dad, Grandpa and older brother can fuck them all at the same time.

Hey! Tard Guard! There's a Tom on the loose!!!

Tom by Tard Wrangler69 January 6, 2017

tom

The faggot that owns myspace.Most people blame him for everything bad happening to them.And after all,he is a fag,how come he has the most friends in myspace.

Tom killed tupac.
He killed Elvis Presley too and he is the reason for the destruction of the ozone layer.

tom by Tom from myspace is a real jerk April 6, 2008

tom

someone who steals all the sexy people. likes to have kinky times with people named chris and jonny. Watch out for tom hes a thief

Watch out tom might get him

tom by randomer09 April 29, 2009

Tom

The largest cockface in the entire world

Don't be a Tom

Tom by columbianbambam June 30, 2011

Tom

The hottest actor to play Superman...well, young Superman. He looks good in anything and has the most mezmorising eyes ever!
Talking about Tom Welling, by the way :)

www.devotedtotomwelling.com
OR
www.tomwelling.com

Tom by Kanwal December 14, 2008

tom

more commanly know as a sociopath: a person, as a psychopathic personality, whose behavior is antisocial and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility or social conscience. has complete disregard for anyone else but cant help it cause it just how they function but its a complete idiot who will die alone with 47 cats. lying little shit. with a pigeon nose and cant even see over a car bonnet and cant last for more than 5 minutes absoloute bullshit. short little liar

i cant stand him hes a compelte tom

tom by bull yit November 7, 2011

Tom

A fat ugly bitch who thinks he's the man.

Look at him, he's such a Tom

Tom by tomsfat June 18, 2014