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shit balls on a spork

An exclamation of extreme shock or displeasure, especially in the context of highly unusual, unexpected, and unpleasant turn of events
The store manager gets a call from his assistant manager before the day starts and is told "I quit!". It is the middle of the busy season and was the only other employee.

Store Manager: "Shit balls on a spork!"
by viperboy1012 July 14, 2010
mugGet the shit balls on a sporkmug.
The correct name of the United States. However due to a constitutional muck up only the citizens of American Samolia refer to it as such.
the United Sporks of Amoogaboink has launched a nuclear strike against best Korea
by Quintus Caecilius Iucundus August 28, 2017
mugGet the the United Sporks of Amoogaboinkmug.

Spork Sensai

Gay, but a good mod
by Royal Cline December 14, 2003
mugGet the Spork Sensaimug.

poopchute spork thinger

OMG! It's what you use to eat out your dog's ass after he's had worms!!!! OMGWTF!!11 FUnnnYYYyY!!!111
i removed the worms from my dog by eating my dog's ass using my poopchute spork thinger
by vvvkvkvk May 18, 2022
mugGet the poopchute spork thingermug.

Giant crack spork

Giant Cooking apparatus used to prep cook and finish a decent amount of ready also known as crinack which is then used to supply there is your friend with frivolous activity based around Matt bordeau fuck now by 7
The friends proceeded to cook up the supply of crinack in their giant crack spork for good luck
by Sus.z.fuq.chuck May 29, 2021
mugGet the Giant crack sporkmug.

Sporking

The act of feeding any KFC foods requiring a utensile to your partner with your penis, as well as distributing pussy juice on the biscuit if applicable.
So I just hung out under the table at KFC while some stranger

Sporked a whole container of mac and cheese into my face; hey good lookin'want to spork me some potatoes and gravy?; Why aren't you sporking some of that onto my biscuit?
by Meester Grassyass August 31, 2019
mugGet the Sporkingmug.

spork

Not quite a spoon, not quite a fork... spork! A useless implement that cannot be used to eat fries with - akin to airline cutlery.
This spork is useless to eating fries with.
by Bill O'Baggins June 10, 2016
mugGet the sporkmug.

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