An exclamation of extreme shock or displeasure, especially in the context of highly unusual, unexpected, and unpleasant turn of events
The store manager gets a call from his assistant manager before the day starts and is told "I quit!". It is the middle of the busy season and was the only other employee.
Store Manager: "Shit balls on a spork!"
Store Manager: "Shit balls on a spork!"
by viperboy1012 July 14, 2010
Get the shit balls on a sporkmug. The correct name of the United States. However due to a constitutional muck up only the citizens of American Samolia refer to it as such.
by Quintus Caecilius Iucundus August 28, 2017
Get the the United Sporks of Amoogaboinkmug. 
OMG! It's what you use to eat out your dog's ass after he's had worms!!!! OMGWTF!!11 FUnnnYYYyY!!!111
by vvvkvkvk May 18, 2022
Get the poopchute spork thingermug. Giant Cooking apparatus used to prep cook and finish a decent amount of ready also known as crinack which is then used to supply there is your friend with frivolous activity based around Matt bordeau fuck now by 7
by Sus.z.fuq.chuck May 29, 2021
Get the Giant crack sporkmug. The act of feeding any KFC foods requiring a utensile to your partner with your penis, as well as distributing pussy juice on the biscuit if applicable.
So I just hung out under the table at KFC while some stranger
Sporked a whole container of mac and cheese into my face; hey good lookin'want to spork me some potatoes and gravy?; Why aren't you sporking some of that onto my biscuit?
Sporked a whole container of mac and cheese into my face; hey good lookin'want to spork me some potatoes and gravy?; Why aren't you sporking some of that onto my biscuit?
by Meester Grassyass August 31, 2019
Get the Sporkingmug. Not quite a spoon, not quite a fork... spork! A useless implement that cannot be used to eat fries with - akin to airline cutlery.
by Bill O'Baggins June 10, 2016
Get the sporkmug.