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Jazzy Jizz

An orgasm so theatrical, so flamboyant, it practically demands a spotlight. Characterized by involuntary jazz hands, sound effects reminiscent of a tuba, and the emotional intensity of a Broadway finale. Often leaves one partner confused and the other bowing to imaginary applause.
“We were just vibing, and then bam—he hit me with the jazzy jizz. I think I heard a trumpet.”
by The Real Detective June 23, 2025
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Jazzy Dumbldore

The gayest sexual act known to gay kind. It involves two consenting males spreading their cheeks as far as they can and then rubbing their taint assholes over newly purchased furniture. Once the new furniture is assed out the homosexuals will scream vile accusations about white Jesus.
Tim:My asshole burns like hell!
John:I know we shouldn't have did that Jazzy Dumbldore on those wooden benches!!
Tim: Let's go to that nice Baptist church next time.
by HU3YS_A_FREEMAN March 17, 2017
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Jazzy Frenchy

A sexual act where one participator blows into the butthole of the other to produce a musical note, or 'jazzy' sound.
My girlfriend serenaded me with a full composition of Mozarts 5th symphony via the Jazzy Frenchy last night.
by IndianaBrones March 26, 2022
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jazzy sht

by charlize’s husband May 31, 2021
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Snazzy Jazzy

A phrase commonly used by lively elderly women.
Oh ricky isn't that sweater just snazzy jazzy.
by Donnie Carmelo October 1, 2019
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Jazzy

Jazzy is a very talkitive person. She loves animals and music and is a very insecure person. She tends to be depressed alot and she loves hoodies
Jazzy is my best friend.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Jazzy

It means a Joaquin being shipped by a (Dazzy but short for dayzee)
Person #1: Omg its Jazzy.
by dumb.idk.com November 21, 2021
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