Tinkerfuck

Someone who constantly merges two ideas that don't fit together "because it's cool".

"Andy, what if there was a game like assassins creed, but with Pokemon?"
"Brian, that's stupid, quit being a tinkerfuck."

by Buggums March 14, 2022

orc trickery

1. A blatant lie.
2. Something that sounds unlikely.

"Hey, I just found $50 under the couch!" "That sounds like orc trickery to me."

by DonIncognito May 10, 2004

sellin tickets

When someone tells you they will do something, but end up not doing it. Also known as "front row tickets" or "front row boys."

"Did Julie ever come through last night?"
"No, she was sellin tickets"

"You promise you're gonna come with me tomorrow?"
"Yea, for sure."
"Alright, don't be sellin me no tickets."

by Nic1708 October 27, 2007

Farmington Tickler

When you lay your backwoods trailer park princess down and bury your sweet sweet mustache, that any 80s porn or action movie star would be jealous of, in her mom bucket and use firm downward strokes of the tongue to paint the bottom of her gash, taint, and finally caressing her beautiful brown eye with her own water works that were created at the sight of that stache . Always using the front to back tongue stroke, like a gentleman.

See that girl across the bar there? She's been eyeing me all night. Think I'm gonna take her back to the men's handicap stall and introduce her to the Farmington Tickler.

by Footsteps Falco September 26, 2022

Tijuana Tummy Tickler

When you cum in a girl's belly button, then suck it out like a body shot

I can’t believe I gave this girl a Tijuana Tummy Tickler, and I don’t know how I feel about it

by ScumbagsAnonymous July 23, 2018

the golden ticket

1) A Trojan Magnum condom, since the color of the wrapper is gold.
2)Refers to the fact that a man's penis is wider than average; therefore, needing a condom with more room.

"Hey, how did it go last night with your boyfriend?"

"Amazing! He's got the Golden Ticket."

by Ashley aka Bunny October 8, 2006

Tickety boo

Everything is okay or everything is fine.

I thought I had lost my keys, but I found them and everything was tickety boo.

by Donald Currie December 31, 2003