A really fucking horny guy. Dates everyone... best friend is usually incredibly handsome and strong and sounds like "bennit"
by Etham Willian Stensor November 7, 2022
Get the Thomasmug. by kaeyas.left.boob April 28, 2022
Get the Thomamug. thomas is an awesome person in your life. sometimes he gets misunderstood for how kind he is. You’ll most likely have a crush on this dude one day .
by paula damarcus December 1, 2021
Get the thomasmug. Hahahahahahahhahah Thomas.
by stupidmathgirl December 23, 2008
Get the Thomasmug. Usually a slow minded person, who tends to make odd noises and gestures but really is a good guy and can throw Nattys back
by Civicbro1738 March 7, 2017
Get the Thomasmug. The most retarded, gay-ass person to exist in the known multiverse. Acts like a dumbass and is a cross-breed of a Giraffe and a train. Lamarck's theory which was previously disproved has a special case for Thomas. After many years of stretching his neck it has become elongated and is now a subnormal phenomenon. If you happen to find a Thomas whos neck is small consider yourself luck because only every 1 in 1 million Thomas have this feature. A few common characteristics include twitchy left eye and a common catch-phrase: "Did I ask?" Usually is very attracted to Arathenan. They are known to be natural soul mates. Twice in every year, the breed producing about 200-300 retards. The Thomas is naturally fond of skinny-long asians. He is commonly found in the backyards of many people. His car is usually the shopping cart. Lastly, one of the main catch phrases of Thomas is "Quick, get in. We have momentum!!"
by Pazhaidam June 13, 2018
Get the Thomasmug. A short fat half Asian kid. Thomas normally has bologna nipples, a short dick, and fidget spinners in his ass hole. Thomas has constant shit stains in his drawers and doesn't know what toilet paper is.
by honkapino June 23, 2017
Get the Thomasmug.