thief snake

A sketchy well-known louse who torches vehicles and pockets money from local pizza establishments.
An uncertain dad who wears white new balance shoes
An unexplainable snitch

Leo Lurns is the shadiest thief snake in all of eastern canada

by Wall648acad February 1, 2017

lady thief

where someone, usually a hot tan male steals females which belong to someone else.

the lady thief is likely to be well rigged, humorous and attractiive.

this is most likely to happen when the person whom the female belongs with originally is absent, whether it be overseas ( for example in germany ) or just no longer able to satisfy his woman.

hey did you see what ryan did to jordan? yes he is a real lady thief.

hey mate you still with brodie? nah got lady thiefed.

by #hkcanthelpstealingtrim October 18, 2011

Time thief

Someone who takes up your time with pointless explanations or anecdotes.

When asking a collegue a yes/no question, he replied with a 45 minute response. Not only that but he sent a follow up email later that day and when I didn't reply once again accosted me with with his response (which still didn't answer the question). My collegue is a time thief as he took more than an hour of my time.

by happykat October 14, 2009

Oxygen thief

Those in our community that consume OXYGEN but are of no real value. Particularly those who inhale large amounts of OXYGEN and exhale copious amounts of CARBON DIOXIDE in the process of expounding at great length on one issue or another. READ, POLITICIANS, LAWYERS, BARRISTERS, BANKERS, STOCKBROCKERS.

OXYGEN THIEF: Current Batch of bankers with thier hand in my pocket to bale them out after causing the WFC through thier own greed and arrogance. Current batch of politicians with thier hand in my pocket to give money to the current batch of bankers and stockbrokers.
What can a pidgeon in NYC still do that a stockbroker cant?
Leave a deposit on a BMW.

by MEANOLDBASTARD May 16, 2010

blanket thief

A bad man who sneaks up in your business and loots your valuable baby blanket for his own nefarious purposes. Then he revels in his conquest of your tears, only darkness resides in a blanket thief's heart.

Sean STOLE my baby blanket, though he denies it, he is a blanket thief.

by VerucaSaltPants November 24, 2013

Glory Thief

One who steals anothers Glory. First coined by Brian Spicer in 1999 and soon after stolen by David "Puck" Rainey and Justin Gulley. (true glory thieves.)

At work you accomplish something glorious only to have a co-worker take credit. Your co-worker is a glory thief.

by Brian Spicer December 9, 2008

Pussy Thief

Noun
Singular
"Pussy Thief"
(1.) The man who steals your woman.
(2.) The man who cheats with your girlfriend and or wife.
(3.) A typical hipster
(4.) A pussy, ass, bitch
(5.) The other guy in a threesome.

Plural
"Pussy Thieves"
(1.) The other guys in a foursome.
(2.) The guys you walk in on your girlfriend and or wife fucking, if plural.
(3.) Para-Military Contractors

Singular
(1.) *Walks in to see cheating*
"YOU DAMN PUSSY THIEF!"
(2.) "You piece of shit pussy thief!"
(3.) *sees piece of shit hipster*
"Idiot pussy thief..."
(4.) No need to explain this one...
(5.) *second guy in threesome won't give you your turn on the snatch*
"Move you damn pussy thief!"

Plural
(1.) *other guys in foursome won't play fair with the snatch*
"I'm done here... Damn pussy thieves."
(2.) *walks in on wife or girlfriend fucking multiple men at once*
*you: grabs 12 gauge*
*fires warning shot*
"You better run pussy thieves!"
(3.) Para-Military Contractors have a long history of sex scandals while deployed overseas. Some of these Contractors lack a Military Service for having became a Contractor because the pay is better than that of most ground troops, so many lack the discipline that all troops receive from Military Boot Camp & or Recruit Depot Training.

by LoneAlpha May 18, 2016