A porn that depicts a colored man in a cream of wheat box getting his male genitalia worked by a white voluptuous 80's porn star female with a a white gentleman in a toast costume dancing in a very peculiar manner.
Scenario. When standing with friends and talking.
You: The funny thing about cream of wheat is...
Person A: What are you talking about?
Person B: OMG (Bust out laughing).
Person A: Whats so funny?
You: The funny thing about cream of wheat is...
Person A: What are you talking about?
Person B: OMG (Bust out laughing).
Person A: Whats so funny?
by s13_coupekilla September 27, 2010
by ImSoHoRnYsExPlZ August 24, 2008
by Cappy1 June 11, 2004
by WhippedCheeksEater69 January 10, 2018
A slang term for male ejaculate (i.e. semen). This term is a reference to the fact that this special cream is best utilized by applying it to the inside of your lover's throat, generally as the culmination of a deepthroat blowjob (either fellatio or irrumatio). Throat cream is seen as a nice gift to give your partner as a reward after you throat fuck them, especially if they gag a lot. Note that the throat cream need not necessarily be applied directly to the throat - though that is a excellent option- but can also be applied to tongue, so as to enhance the recipient's appreciation of its taste.
Alternative terms include: throat yogurt, nut butter, jizz, jizzum, spunk, cum, semen, load, wad, etc.
Alternative terms include: throat yogurt, nut butter, jizz, jizzum, spunk, cum, semen, load, wad, etc.
After roughly throat-fucking his sweet little girlfriend, Alex gave her a nice load of his thick and tasty throat cream.
by Fellatio Connoisseur July 29, 2017
Carrying cream means to have a creamy poop and then not fully clean yourself. You "carry" the cream around as you go through your day, or as you sleep. Carrying cream became a trend among the Hollywood elite and celebrities; they claim Carrying cream gives you more confidence, more humility, and keeps you more grounded. Critics say that Hollywood is spreading this as a way to corrupt our youth.
That celebrity is a big proponent of Carrying Cream. He credits all of his Oscar wins on Carrying Cream, and says everyone should do it.
by Zeeg989 September 27, 2022
by gogyscum May 19, 2021