A deranged, hour long, conspiracy theory about the show SpongeBob SquarePants. That connects a series of loosely related Visual gags into one over arching “skin theory” that encompasses the entire show. Skin theory was created by an unknown YouTuber by the name of Doug Woolever in 2020 and then dramatically promoted by the mysterious YouTube algorithm for no apparent reason. Some say it’s a satirical take down of other media conspiracy shows on the platform or just commentary on YouTube conspiracies in general. But to this day the true purpose of skin theory remains unknown.
by Soulful_Tamales February 7, 2021
Get the Skin Theory mug.Blake Theory is the theory wherein the female gender acts as a herd and follow in specific directions in their respective professional occupations. For example, in the public accounting world, the following are bound to happen -
a) New hires are pretty split between males and females but most of the people in the first three years are males. Most seniors then end up being female. But then they taper off by the Manager level, and the top of the corporate ladder is male-heavy.
b) Females gravitate toward audit and stay in it because they do not have the courage to quit, and more importantly, love the power they get as seniors where they get to boss people around since this will not likely happen in their homes.
Blake Theory was theorized by one of the most imminent scholars of our generation. His or her whereabouts and details shall remain anonymous for fear of feminists around the world.
a) New hires are pretty split between males and females but most of the people in the first three years are males. Most seniors then end up being female. But then they taper off by the Manager level, and the top of the corporate ladder is male-heavy.
b) Females gravitate toward audit and stay in it because they do not have the courage to quit, and more importantly, love the power they get as seniors where they get to boss people around since this will not likely happen in their homes.
Blake Theory was theorized by one of the most imminent scholars of our generation. His or her whereabouts and details shall remain anonymous for fear of feminists around the world.
Person X: Man, that senior is nuts. She pushes people around all day and takes her work way too seriously, but then whines about it.
Person Y: Yea man, Blake Theory, that's what they do
Person Y: Yea man, Blake Theory, that's what they do
by Elliott Spitzer March 17, 2008
Get the blake theory mug.This theory states that a cricket ball in motion tends to stay in motion unless acted upon by the nose of a cricket player.
While playing cricket on a Saturday afternoon, Balaji is struck in the nose by a cricket ball, this is the basic premise of the Theory of Balajitivity. This action breaks a small bone in the player's nose and he is scarred for life. Undaunted, Balaji would return to the field for the glory and honor of his family.
by Festus Wondergums August 15, 2007
Get the Theory of balajitivity mug.n.-A chess term for the strategy employed in the first couple moves (opening) of a chess game. Nonsense if you want to have fun.
by raskolnikov, PhD. April 12, 2007
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2. Something you come up with after being in college for like 20 years and never getting a degree.
3. An old guy that goes to college to try to pick up on college boys.
2. Something you come up with after being in college for like 20 years and never getting a degree.
3. An old guy that goes to college to try to pick up on college boys.
A-Area - Lightning struck my house and destroyed my laptop.
B-Area - Swarm Theory is on the move again....
B-Area - Swarm Theory is on the move again....
by Gut Ted Pig December 9, 2008
Get the Swarm Theory mug.An Etoilist attempt at a Grand Universal theory, drawing together Einstein's theory of relativity, quantum physics and decorative stips. It's like String Theory, but camper.
by Prof. Stephen Hawking January 18, 2006
Get the Ribbon Theory mug.1. A subject that 75% of "musicians" out there have never touched.
2. An excuse the ignorant make to put down artists that try to push the boundaries of contemporary music. All the while these same ignoramuses believe poor technique and slop equate with good music just because everybody else thinks so. These people also have never bothered to actually listen to the music they loathe so much.
3. A set of (flexible) rules that dictate the manner in which music functions.
2. An excuse the ignorant make to put down artists that try to push the boundaries of contemporary music. All the while these same ignoramuses believe poor technique and slop equate with good music just because everybody else thinks so. These people also have never bothered to actually listen to the music they loathe so much.
3. A set of (flexible) rules that dictate the manner in which music functions.
In most introductory music theory courses, students learn about the intervallic structure of the major scale and how it is harmonized.
by Brian February 26, 2004
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