the watcher

The act of sitting on ones dick and hands before masturbation so that it feels like you are just watching someone else get a hand job.

Last night I gave myself the best watcher ever! Im telling you man doing the watcher, just feels like you are watching someone else get a hand job!

by T0XIC H3RO November 1, 2017

candle watcher

Someone who day-trades (stocks, options, forex, indices etc) and watches candles all day to make a living.

Friend: "What does your husband do again?"

Me: "Kavish? Oh, he's a candle watcher! It's not easy to watch candles all day, but someone's gotta do it."

by candle_watcher_wife March 15, 2023

The Watcher

One Watcher, nicknamed Grumpy by a girl named Chloe, a victim to both A Watcher and a Snatcher. He tricks Chloe on multiple occasions but promised to never lie to her, if she catches him in one, he owes her a wish.The Watcher watches as Chloe is snatched by the snatcher and is taken to the forest dark and deep. Here, Chloe is nearly scared to death by monsters surrounding her, but the watcher saves her for reasons unknown. He tells her that he is no better for having her around and is will be no less when she is dead. Chloe’s crying may indicate this hurt her, and as the watcher leaves, she threatens to kill him. Chloe seems to like the watcher, so this is likely a threat out of anger. When he returns Chloe is sleeping and when she wakes there is fire and soup. This is to keep her alive, he even further tries to save her when he leaps over and a battle starts because a unknown creatures has shouted to get her. Chloe is screaming for the watcher as she is snatched again and all she can hear, As she is shrouded in blackness is a shrill death Cry and the sound of bone snapping. This may be the watcher dying, but is currently unknown. In my opinion, the watcher really does care about Chloe, as he has saved her life, fed her , gave her a fire and is seeming to be trying to protect her from the other monsters in the forest. But it remains unknown. I hope they do become friends( and even though it weirds me out, I kinda ship them…
It’s a weird ship but hey! Anything can happen!

The Watcher

by I Am Peeking Through Ur Window July 28, 2021

log watcher

Someone who constantly keeps his finger on the pulse of the community by watching activity logs.

If not for log watchers, we would have never known the trouble users were having at the Urban Dictionary!

by UD February 28, 2002

weiner watcher

The guy who stands next to you in the urinal and looks at your dong.

Keep you eyes on your own dick, you fucking weiner watcher.

by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014

head-watcher

A nosy person.

He's such a head-watcher!

by Givmefweedum July 18, 2023

gift watcher

A person that buys someone a gift (rather it be randomly, birthday, or Christmas) and you wait for them to wear it, constantly bringing the gift up

Tim: hey , why you never wore them boots I bought you for Christmas
Mary: I'm looking for the perfect shoes to match them, why are you being such a gift watcher!

by Daddygoose25 April 30, 2016