1. One who tries too hard to fit in.
2. One who can't think for himself, and therefore dogmatizes others' convictions and pisses off those around him.
3. One who is used by others without realizing it.
4. A word some people use to describe those who they are envious of.
5. Anyone use uses the word "tool" is a tool because (s)he fits any of the above definitions.
6. (capitalized) A popular, albeit esoteric rock band with a large cult following.
2. One who can't think for himself, and therefore dogmatizes others' convictions and pisses off those around him.
3. One who is used by others without realizing it.
4. A word some people use to describe those who they are envious of.
5. Anyone use uses the word "tool" is a tool because (s)he fits any of the above definitions.
6. (capitalized) A popular, albeit esoteric rock band with a large cult following.
1,6. "Joan is such a tool, I can't believe she thinks she'd fit in at the Tool concert!"
2. "David is an effin tool, always spewing shit like he knows what he's talking about."
3. "Jamal's a tool--he doesn't know that no one would hang out with him if he didn't have that pimp ass mansion all to himself."
4. "Alex doesn't know that all those ladies are just using him; he's such a tool!"
5. "Guess what--I'm a tool!"
2. "David is an effin tool, always spewing shit like he knows what he's talking about."
3. "Jamal's a tool--he doesn't know that no one would hang out with him if he didn't have that pimp ass mansion all to himself."
4. "Alex doesn't know that all those ladies are just using him; he's such a tool!"
5. "Guess what--I'm a tool!"
by John June 18, 2006
Get the toolmug. A tool is someone who is only good for one thing. A general insult, its lesser form is a multi-tool (a person who is only good for a few things) and its opposite is a toolbox (a person who is good at a lot of things). A piece is an off shoot of tool, a piece being someone used by a tool, or a person who needs several other people to become a whole person.
1. Amy Winehouse is a tool at being wasted.
2. "i swear you make eggs every morning... you're such a tool at breakfast."
3. "wow! you fixed my bike, computer and made me a sandwich! your such a good multi tool!"
4. James Bond is a complete toolbox, he gets the girl, kills the bad guy and saves the world, with style!
5. Yep, im so great im a toolbox!
6. Man, that guy sure was a piece. His mate was probably his tool.
2. "i swear you make eggs every morning... you're such a tool at breakfast."
3. "wow! you fixed my bike, computer and made me a sandwich! your such a good multi tool!"
4. James Bond is a complete toolbox, he gets the girl, kills the bad guy and saves the world, with style!
5. Yep, im so great im a toolbox!
6. Man, that guy sure was a piece. His mate was probably his tool.
by Born of a Broken Man August 21, 2008
Get the Toolmug. by UrbanDictionary50000000 September 4, 2006
Get the toolmug. To be attacked with an object... eg; a crow-bar or any other object which would cause damage to another person.
'your man was bowlin down street commin like bad man so i racked a tool round his head'
'your man got tooled up town last night by sum next mans'
'your man got tooled up town last night by sum next mans'
by DJ Davie Y August 21, 2006
Get the tooledmug. one who is unaware of how lame he truly is. he thinks that others love him when in fact, if they could kill one person it would be him. this person usually is very condecending to others and has a tendency to be a stalker. Usually named Garrett.
by tabitha1023 September 18, 2006
Get the toolmug. someone that tries too hard.. a person that tries to act cool for attention. someone like Paris Hilton.
by armochick91 October 8, 2008
Get the toolmug. One who walks/runs around without a shirt, wears their hat on backwards, spends their summer in just swim trunks because they love the way their 6 pack looks, even when it's 65 degrees and raining. Wants to be a model, and or post model type pictures on their facebook,twitter,tumblr account, talks to multiple women in the same day, has way to many friends on facebook that he has never seen in real life, is late to everything, and usually is capable of getting attention from women from their unusual ability of playing the drums very well, said the word SWAG more than three times in their life immediately classifies them as a classic tool. Or longboards everywhere because they cant drive yet / or bum a ride off a friend that day.
by clay10roll November 7, 2012
Get the Toolmug.