A sponge bath for the vagina....
Girl : I wanted to have sex with him but I had just done my first cream pie gang bang porno shoot so I went to the restroom for a coochie splash
by LemmeF1ndOut July 6, 2021

When a man takes his testicles, dunks them in marinara sauce and proceeds to shove them into a womans mouth
by Puff daddy 1 August 3, 2017

by CoqItcher January 11, 2019

When you get hit with water runoff from the road due to someone driving too fast over it. Also an old TV trope in which a character has this happen to them to add insult to injury when already having a bad day.
by BigLesbianLol June 8, 2019

whale splash, is a short stubby turd that is heavy in weight! so when it hits the water in the toilet it splashes you.
Steve did you hear that? I think Brett just got whale splashed! I heard him cussing in the bathroom.
by stevetotheo April 13, 2015

Flushing the toilet as soon as the terd hits the water. A common courtesy owed to all patrons of public restrooms.
by Flushonsplash August 2, 2012

She neared my vessel in her motorized watercraft cause me to declare "get any closer and I will have to bitch splash you"
by porkweaponry July 6, 2018
