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the awkward moment when...

How you start you sentence when you're about to recall an event or occurence that was funny, embarassing or awkward. Usually the moment you are recalling is something that has embarassed many.
the awkward moment when... you fart during a business conference and try to cover it up with a cough, but realise immediately and without need to confer, that everyone around you knows you just farted.

The awkward moment when... you make a black joke seconds before realising you are standing next to a black guy.

The awkward moment when... you say bye to someone then you both continue walking in the same direction.
by Bottom Face October 22, 2011
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when i was a kid

The phrase every story telling youtuber uses.

often started with "so"
"when i was a kid, i would..."

"so when i was a kid, we would..."
by prupi December 14, 2019
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When Cousins Fuck

A deformaty of the body when cousins or relative have sexual intercourse
Danny R.'s head is huge.

Yeah I know thats what happens when cousins fuck.
by Livreri July 11, 2006
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Plan When To Post

Timing/postponing an udate on a social network in such a way that one will maximize exposure to it, and as such maximize responses to it. In other words, when one gets an idea for a funny/interesting/deep facebook status one must make sure that one posts it at a time when most people are bored at home and likely to see it and comment on or like it. It is also important to be sure that this update does not coincide with another significant event (major sporting/political/popular culture events) because then one's post will be lost in the multidude of mundane and banal posts reporting the outcome of the significant event.
1.
Guy: "Dude, I just got the funniest idea ever! I'm tweeting it right now!"

Dude: "No Guy, it's Saturday night. Everyone's gonna be out partying and getting wasted, so noone will see your tweet. You've gotta plan when to post. Tomorrow morning at 10 will be a good time, when everyone's in bed, hungover, and online because they don't wanna get up."

Guy: "Woah, you speak true, dude."

2.
Guy: "Ohmigawd! I just realised the meaning of life! Updating Facebook status right now!!"

Dude: "No no no! Plan when to post! The final match of the soccer world cup is starting in 10 minutes. Noone's gonna give a shit about Facebook right now, and after the match everyone's gonna be making statuses gloating about how their team won, or complaining if theirs lost. You'll have to give it a day if you want humanity to benefit from your wisdom."

Guy: "Dude, you're so wise!"
by Giant Ginger Medicine Man June 26, 2012
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When a tsunami is about to hit, but the dookie never stops coming.
"Bro, where are you, the tsunami is about to hit!"
*sends snap between the legs whilst on toilet captioned as follows*
"when the dookie is everflowing"
by The everflowing dooker March 6, 2021
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When is the due date

When woman is so fat you do not know if she is really fat or pregnant
by Fatty2mattyzant December 11, 2018
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fire when ready

When a submissive person in bed tells you to cum on them.
“Oh Brandon, fire when ready!”
by M1Miluk January 25, 2022
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