Hey yo. Joey. That chic we met at the bar friday ..well i took her home and grandpa dad and i had a four way with her. She turned out to be a real hat trick hootchie
by M I sofakingweetodded May 21, 2017

by angryrancor September 9, 2021

Hitting all three of your woman's openings in one sex session. Oral, vaginal, and anal penetration in one session is a "hat trick".
Dude, last night I scored a hat trick on my wife.
Cool! in what order?
Dude, she's no whore, she's my wife, so it's always front to back!
Cool! in what order?
Dude, she's no whore, she's my wife, so it's always front to back!
by pluperfect1 September 1, 2015

by Katttkitttkattt October 28, 2018

by Penis VanLesbian July 24, 2025

A penetrative sex act involving three people, performed on a beach and deliberately incorporating so much sand that the friction could cause a bonfire.
"Why is Sarah walking like John Wayne?"
"Her insides were sandblasted during the desert hat-trick she scored with Brad and Cody last night."
"Her insides were sandblasted during the desert hat-trick she scored with Brad and Cody last night."
by DilfRider July 5, 2025

by Julester July 14, 2017
