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Wayne Rooney Hat-Trick

(Derivative of Gordie Howe Hat Trick)

Scoring an own goal against your team and two goals (aka a brace) for your team.

Immortalized by Wayne Rooney's performance against Stoke City on October 20, 2012.
"He was on pace for a Wayne Rooney Hat-Trick after the first 45 minutes, but couldn't net another goal in the second half."
by BrendanInJersey January 21, 2017
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The Hat Trick Surprise

When you see the Mother and Daughter out on the town, and then they both see you and realize that they both have banged you from the dating sites.
"I ran into Suzie and Claudia on the town, I had no idea they were related. It was quite the Hat Trick Surprise."
by SRKJ August 2, 2022
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Tokyo Hat Trick

In hentai when a tentacle goes all the way through, starting at the mouth, exiting the anus, and then hooking back around to penetrate the vagina.
"Woah, that tentacle came back out her ass and hooked around to her pussy!"
"Woah, Tokyo Hat Trick, nice!"
by RugCarpet December 8, 2021
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jailhouse hat trick

Getting anally fucked by three guys in one sitting
by TheHolyMess May 2, 2016
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Disney hat trick

The accomplishment of having masturbated to the same animated Disney movie three times during a single viewing.
Bro, did you hear about Tanner's Disney hat trick with Aladdin? I think he's got somethin' for Gilbert Gottfried.
by tigerdad July 22, 2021
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swiss hat trick

A hat trick in soccer is scoring three goals in one game. A German hat trick is scoring three consecutive goals in the same half, a much more difficult task.

On a weekend vacation break, having sex with three different (fresh meat) partners is a hat trick. Three partners in a 24 hour period is a German hat trick.

A Swiss hat trick is similar to a German hat trick but quirkier. The difference is no washing during the 24 hour period.

A Swiss hat trick is having intercourse with three different sexual partners within a 24 hour period with zero intimate washing.
You must be a true pulling machine to complete the Swiss hat trick. Ron completed it in Skegness after a couple of previous Swiss braces.
by Geordie6 June 16, 2024
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Devils Hat-trick

The act of cumming three times in one day.
I was so lonely today I pulled a Devils Hat-trick.
by HitlerTheCrossingGuard August 8, 2016
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