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Garlic Butter

Garlic Butter-
a violent greasy liquid used to prevent your enemies from caressing your earlobes.
(Suggestion: Attack best used whence spraying at the enemy rather than pouring. Though if you feel the need to penetrate enemy with such substance, so be it; that works too.)
Example:

Gerald *fills pressure washer with garlic butter*
Ann: Gerald, what the hell?!
Gerald: A n n; do y o u wanna fucking die in the earlobe apocalypse?!
Ann:.....well...no.
Gerald: then f u c k o f f.
Ann: *f u c k i n g a w a y f r o m g e r a l d*
Gerald: Bashiba, Ann
Ann: B a s h i b a Gerald.*eyebrow wiggle*
by Oh_its_just_you.-. August 10, 2018
mugGet the Garlic Buttermug.

Garlic Bread

1) Best food you will have in your entire miserable life
2) God
3) For some reason, the official asexual food
1) Yo, this garlic bread hits harder than a 2023 Chevrolet Silverado 1500 RST!
2) Garlic Bread is what we worship
3) I have no fucking idea what to put. The ace people decided garlic bread is their food now, I guess.
by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz December 24, 2022
mugGet the Garlic Breadmug.

Garlic

An Italian immigrant who fled to the US in the 20s or 30s . Because Italians use lots of garlic in their food the smell used to stink up the whole neighborhood and Italian food wasn't popural back then
- Jesus Christ whats that smell ?

- Bet a garlic's cooking something
- yeah youre right i forgot its an Italian neighborhood
by 👉🏽👈🏽 September 25, 2020
mugGet the Garlicmug.

Garlic head

Rubbing ones face with garlic before proceeding to give dome
She gave me garlic head and that shit smelled strong
by Anonymous16289302716930 October 10, 2020
mugGet the Garlic headmug.

Garlic-Mingin’-Burger

Defined as the bad quality burgers served in less than desirable joints which when cooked give off a horrible garlic type smell which resonates through the air for miles from the restaurant extractor. Normally found on the province of Magaloof on the Spanish island of Majorca.
Dude “Man, what is that disgusting smell that keeps blowing down wind?

Chick “Dude, it’s those Garlic-Mingin’-Burgers they serve down there…you can get a frickin’ egg put on top too, how weird is that man?!

Local Amigo “Hey man, that be some mighty fine local fricassee you be cussin’ there!”
by _clint November 9, 2010
mugGet the Garlic-Mingin’-Burgermug.

urban garlic

Another way to say Marijuana.

Used by Toronto teens.
Yo b! U cop any dat urban garlic?!
by benicio del toro jr. September 18, 2020
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Playing Garlic Tarloc

A medium-high state of intoxication. When you're drunk enough that you've begun to make amusing vocabulary errors, but not completely smashed.
Person 1: Man I was so wasted last night lol
Person 2: Were you Playing Garlic Tarloc ?
Person 3: Lol beyond Tarloc my dude
by Marshallllllllllllll Banana October 15, 2017
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