fatty in disguise

A fatty in disguise is usually a woman who uses deceptive tactics to conceal her large body mass. She will often wear black to slim her figure or wear large multicolored garments as a distraction to her prey. When online, the FID will often take pictures at awkward angles and these photos will usually only be head shots.

With practice and experience, a man can quickly spot a fatty in disguise and avoid wasting his time and energy.

"Mary's online dating profile looked really good, and she had a lot of nice headshots. I enjoyed talking to her on AIM and the phone. But after doing some stalking on google, I found out that she's really a fatty in disguise, a fat, wretched, beast of a woman."

"That girl has big tits but its just all fat, take a closer look past that floral pattern on her dress, she's a fatty in disguise man! Don't do it! "

by Saynotofatchicks July 22, 2016

SHUSH FATTIES

What a person says when s/he is immersed in loud, obnoxious fat people

Jack was listening to those fat, loud people talk on and on until he couldn't take it anymore. "SHUSH FATTIES" he hollered, causing the overweight people to be silent.

by starsVSroses February 11, 2015

Fatty Shmorg

When you take your pants off and rip ass in a dude’s mouth then you start smooching with the boys to transfer the stench.

I just ripped the Fatty Shmorg at my friends house.

by Chimp Slayer September 16, 2020

oober fatty

someone who eats alot but doesn't nessesarily gain alot of weight

that skinny bitch is an oober fatty because she eats ten brownies and doesn't gain an ounce

by savie-wavie July 19, 2007

bust a fatty

Masturbate and ejaculate a massive load.

"damn girl, can I bust a fatty on that ass?"

by Wordlord101 December 30, 2016

fatty remorse

The sunken and uneasy feeling in the pit of your stomach immediately after ejaculating in an obese woman.

Tom was heavily drinking with a fat woman at a bar. She took him home and within minutes of being naked he felt fatty remorse.

by "2 inch" tommy September 23, 2008

Fatty Fatty Short Short

An insult and/or taunt directed at a person who is neither fat nor short.

Timmy: Fatty fatty short short! Fatty fatty short short!
Billy: No!
Timmy: Yeah, fatty fatty short short!
Billy: You're so mean Timmy Adams McGree!
Timmy: Fatty fatty short short!
Billy: Shut up!
Timmy: Fatty fatty short short!
Billy: I'm warning you!
Timmy: Fatty fatty short short!
Billy: Nooooooo!
Timmy: Fatty fatty short sho... (stabbed)
BIlly: I warned you, I WARNED YOU!
Timmy: Fatty... fatty... short... short...

by abe McAbe May 2, 2006