Cornhole TP Toss

When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)

Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.

Big Easy: Go ahead...

Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.

Big Easy: Donkey Boner

by Stoney69 November 29, 2019

Cornhole

Penetrating, wrecking, gaping, or wearing out someones asshole; especially against their will.

I've only begun to cornhole Selina and her asshole is throbbing.

by Mr. Impetuous October 8, 2022

Porcelain Cornhole

The act of ejaculating in the shower and aiming for the drain holes.

Every morning I play porcelain cornhole to start my day

by Retired muppet March 20, 2025

Cornholing

When one person gapes their asshole as far as they can. They then put their ass as far into the air as they can. Then two separate people take turns taking shits into the gaped asshole, whoever makes the most shit in wins

Me and some homies were cornholing the other day. I got three turds in, winning the game.

by bukkakedyourmom June 6, 2025

Campit Cornhole

When two men are engaging in anal intercourse and a piece of corn becomes lodged in the pee hole. The top then pulls out to ejaculate and the force of the ejaculate shoots the piece of corn out and the bottom attempts to catch the corn and any drippins in his mouth.

Who doesn't love a friendly game of Campit Cornhole?

by Dick Ramsbottom September 2, 2016

Brazilian maracan cornhole

When you place the handle of

a maracas in a Brazilian woman's anus so when she shakes her hips you hear the shakers

Shakira came by the house and played her brazilian maracan cornhole last night , and her hips didn't lie.

by jpfister October 30, 2020

Cornhole-Filet

A Cornhole-Filet is where you cut open an animal and fornicate with the new orifice.

“Dale had a Cornhole-Filet with his dog Fluffy, so his wife divorced him and he was ostracized by everyone around him.

by Legen_LLLLLLLLLLLLLLJ2Kool October 7, 2022