Thanksgiving

The worst day to be alive. 2 day long chicken/ turkey and 2 days at home! If you hate your life eat the turkeys To Get FOOD POISONING .

Thanksgiving is a holiday

by Chrisdoesshit November 27, 2019

The Thanksgiving Special

The act when one puts mashed potatos into the anus of their significant other, then warms gravy to a scalding temperature. One would then proceed to pour the boiling gravy into the anus of their significant other as well as rubbing turkey skin on their vagina or scrotum. Then would use a spoon to scoop out the potatos mixed with gravy and excrement, then put it on the turkey skin and eat it.

Yo man, I gave that girl I got from the bar The Thanksgiving Special, this November is gonna be lit.

by Roofalo November 19, 2022

Mexican Thanksgiving

The act of shoving a burrito up your anus proceeded by taking it out and eating.

Me and James are gonna have a Mexican Thanksgiving later tonight if you wanna join.

by 12inWeiner January 20, 2025

Thanksgiving

You would think Thanksgiving was kill anything that looks like a descendant of an Anglo-Saxon Puritan day for the Indians, but they don't try to get revenge for the past, even when some groups/tribes of Indians became extinct because of these folks.

The Indians know if they said you're welcome on Thanksgiving, they would lose their entire family and their land for it.

by The Original Agahnim June 16, 2021

thanksgiving left overs

When there is so much food left over from a meal that you spend the rest of the week finishing it off.

Mom made too much spaghetti, now we're going to have thanksgiving left overs.

by Banana 1 March 8, 2016

Thanksgiving Day Parade

Daytime has always been a good enough time for a parade for most people of generation after generation from cities all over countries that celebrate Thanksgiving, yet some people don't feel like they have enough complete control over events, and try to push it to the night time in some areas (the same people that push people with extended mandates and restrictions that force longtime and loved businesses to close so they can purchase the land for cheap and redevelop it into something they see more dollar signs in).

Somebody must think that all the people that held their Thanksgiving Day parade during the day before them were old school idiots that didn't know how to have a good time, even though people always loved the daytime parades and didn't really want their hearts or minds changed for them.

by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021

Irish thanksgiving

Another name for St. Patrick’s day

Hey it’s fekin Irish thanksgiving where the corn beef and Guinness ?

by Karl Nickert March 12, 2023