Splatter of matter on the wall

a euphemism for "shit hits the fan"

Get your work done early in case of a splatter of matter on the wall.

Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!

by drunk professor January 26, 2021

Splatter

A way of describing what a good darkpsy song does to people. Implicitly refers to the sledgehammer-like nature of good darkpsy kickbass and the b-movie qualities of horror trance.

That Spaghettibrain track splatters me.

by Pandas & Possums February 6, 2021

Semen splattering deal

A deal so good that it makes a mess in your trousers.

If he wants a normal sale source on..not quite the semen splattering deals we've got on the go elsewhere 😉

by Martoon32 March 20, 2021

Splatter Board

When a woman’s face is ejaculated on by a man, or men, the woman’s face becomes the “Splatter Board."

I was watching this awesome porn, where three guys turned this chick into a splatter board.

by acw11790 February 12, 2012

Splatter pattern

(N). The chaos of brown that goes all over the toilet bowl and the bathroom after eating extra spicy foods.

My good news john! What in earth did you eat? You left a splatter pattern all over the bowl. Clean it up now!

by boggler November 3, 2023

Splatter Platter

The face of the woman on the receiving end of a bukkake party.

It probably took Molly a few hours to clean her splatter platter after last night's orgy.

by HxC RiFF November 12, 2023

Splattered

When a woman (preferably Asian) is placed on a wheel dolly with her legs spread at a 90° angle and her vagina is splattered into the wall

Hot single Asians in your area. Click now to see them splattered!!

by Gapedcoochgrabber January 22, 2024