Urban Splash

the art of masturbating in public.

Dave went into town at the weekend, I can only presume he was having an urban splash.

by ZFKW November 13, 2014

whale splash

whale splash, is a short stubby turd that is heavy in weight! so when it hits the water in the toilet it splashes you.

Steve did you hear that? I think Brett just got whale splashed! I heard him cussing in the bathroom.

by stevetotheo April 13, 2015

Brownie splash

A splash of water a person receives in the butt when they are taking a shit, dump, or poop. When you're poop hits the water and splashes back up into you

"Gotdamit man, I just got brownie splashed. I even tried standing up as my turd left my butt

to avoid this!!"

- Marcus R

by Marcus R Jr June 13, 2015

second splash

When you have a successful bowel movement but sometime later need to go back to the toilet for more.

I had a good one this morning but had to go back for a second splash after breakfast

by bdbetty October 11, 2015

Meatball splash

When a man takes his testicles, dunks them in marinara sauce and proceeds to shove them into a womans mouth

"How was your night with mark?"
"It was amazing he gave me a meatball splash!"

by Puff daddy 1 August 3, 2017

Splash Zone

The area surrounding someone when they doin a wave check

Did you see Jaquis’ wavecheck? I was in the splash zone.

by CoqItcher January 11, 2019

BITCH SPLASH

An unwelcome soaking; to cause to be wet; to retaliate with liquid element

She neared my vessel in her motorized watercraft cause me to declare "get any closer and I will have to bitch splash you"

by porkweaponry July 6, 2018