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Get sonned

The act of aggressively turning someone into your son.

A father holds an authority position over his son and is able to dictate his son's life. In the same way, someone who "sons" another person, gains a position of authority over them and is higher than them in the social hierarchy.
*Wilbert engages in intense philosophical discourse with Alistair on the internet.*

*Wilbert puts forward an impenetrable argument and Alistair never responds*

Wilbert: GET SONNED YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!
by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020
mugGet the Get sonnedmug.

son of a motherfucker

Unlike son of a bitch which is in reference to ones canine mother, son of a motherfucker is in reference to ones father that it is assumed was a motherfucker.

Can also be used as a curse when frustrated or infuriated by something.
Ask Doug?! Why, I wouldn't trust that son of a motherfucker as far as I could throw him.

What is wrong with this goddamn remote?! Son of a motherfucker!

After spilling your cereal all over the floor:
Oh, man. Son of a motherfucker! Shit!
by Mr. Wisdom August 27, 2009
mugGet the son of a motherfuckermug.

Mumford and Sons

A British Band that plays Folkish type music consisting of the same tempo and melodies for every single song.

- The group can also be defined as a poor mans Fleet Foxes.
"They play the one Mumford and Sons song all the time at the Starbucks where I go. When I asked the barista why that particular song played so much when normally they have more variety to their playlists, she explained to me that it wasn't just one song but an entire album of songs that sound exactly the same."
by Bariston the Bold June 11, 2013
mugGet the Mumford and Sonsmug.

son of richard

Wow, do you see that son of Richard over there ?
by Nnornn February 24, 2018
mugGet the son of richardmug.

chill son

Similar to chill, meaning relax, but also with a subtle vituperative connotation. Espesially used in situations where no defininte answer can be given; AND one wishes to very tacitly put down the answer seeker through the inappropriate assertion that one is another's "son" and therefor, subordinate.
A friend asks his mate, "When will we be departing for the theatre this evening?" After a few moments of unfruitful thought, the friend recieves an irate response of, "Chill son" from his mate.
by Lawrence Levy December 10, 2008
mugGet the chill sonmug.

Son of the Wyooter

A creature of southern folklore found in the thick woods of Wingate University in North Carolina. The father (a.k.a. "The Wyooter") was spotted last in southern Tennessee. The son is believed to have enormous glow in the dark square eyes and large sharp claws and teeth. It haunts Wingate University's campus each year around Halloween. While no sightings have been recorded, it's presence is felt throughout the student body.
by Son of the Wyooter's BFF October 22, 2012
mugGet the Son of the Wyootermug.

Huen-Son

The word originates from the german word "Hurensohn", meaning son of a bitch in englisch. Its mainly used when you get upset from a friend that likes to fool around with you.
ehhhh you huen-son, why did you destroy my fucking portal that i was about to use, bro such a motherfucking huen-son
by I ate your fuckin dick November 17, 2020
mugGet the Huen-Sonmug.

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