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Nobody

A word used specifically for males. A nobody is a deeply insecure boy that needs to use infidelity to convince everyone that there is something slightly interesting about him. Even his friends know that he has no talent, no personality, hobbies or interests, and has never experienced human connection but they keep him around because they look up to the way he treats girls like shit. (These friends are called sub nobodies). The nobody’s parents probably worry about the fact that he has no aspirations in life, that is if they even care about him at all. The Nobody will also never interact with a girl who he and his friends find to be below standard because he is too deeply insecure for that. There are ugly nobodies, and there are attractive nobodies. They all have one thing in common: they are completely alone.
Nobody: I just cheated on the most genuine girl I know
Sub nobody: Lol why
Nobody: Because she’s a somebody, and I’m a nobody
by 771209 February 19, 2022
mugGet the Nobodymug.

Nobody Treatment

The action to exclude someone (seldom a group) from receiving rewards, gifts, or any sort of privileges even if it’s properly warranted, or for a trade; for reasons that relate to not being under a status (whether it be popularity, sexuality, in a relationship, etc).
Despite playing by the rules, Parker decided to give Naomi the Nobody Treatment for not being popular to prevent her from claiming a pair of new headphones in favor of someone else.

Even after Marley did his half of the trade, Sandra gave him the Nobody Treatment for not being her boyfriend, and left him for months.
by Super Saiyazard April 18, 2024
mugGet the Nobody Treatmentmug.

mansplaining to nobody

Mansplaining on a topic when the usual audience for mansplaining is not present
TJ is mansplaining to nobody again - that group of paraplegic orphans doesn't seem to care at all about the proper way to fold a parachute.
by DizzleisRizzle July 5, 2018
mugGet the mansplaining to nobodymug.

That one guy nobody invited

That one unwanted person who ALWAYS finds a way to get into your conversations no matter the topic.
You: “Remember that one time back in high school when you-“
Random kid across the room: “I remember that!”
The friend you were talking to: “Oh my gosh it’s that one guy nobody invited”
by thatonekidnextdoorlol October 7, 2025
mugGet the That one guy nobody invitedmug.

nobody:

the most unfunniest “meme” EVER created by youtubians that have the WORST humor ever possible.
youtubian: nobody:
youtubian:me:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

literally anyone who has actual good humor:😐
by Juga is super awesome April 25, 2022
mugGet the nobody:mug.

nobody

nobody is a song by our god mitski
gay ass:hey what’s ur fav song?
another gay ass:nobody by mitski
by victorrr January 14, 2022
mugGet the nobodymug.

nobody

person 1: I'm from Texarkana
person 2: you a nobody
by Cancer as shit December 6, 2024
mugGet the nobodymug.

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