by Coop Dupe November 28, 2019
Titties that look like an oven mitt filled with 1/2 cup of water. Long and saggy in proportion unfilled burned with tips.Also known as chopper tits.
by Punchcut February 24, 2017
by Vshizzle June 30, 2015
What you call someone's hands when they've never done manual labor, or when their hands are just too damn soft all the time
Two co-workers talking to a new hire while working in construction.
"Hey newbie, time to actually work for a living and earn some calluses. Gotta get rid of those bitch mitts."
"Hey newbie, time to actually work for a living and earn some calluses. Gotta get rid of those bitch mitts."
by kardinalsyn May 25, 2019
The act of spinning the pussy like a DJ spins the track but must be expressed in that form otherwise it's only fingerbanging.
by Dabailey March 16, 2017
by milesmoore February 03, 2022
An Irishman's fists.
"When his Irish Catholic father found out that he got expelled, he beat the shiiit out of him with his potato mitts."
"Conor, this is a 4 year old's birthday party; not UFC. Stop hitting me with your potato mitts trying to prove you're king of the inflatable castle - literally no one cares."
"Conor, this is a 4 year old's birthday party; not UFC. Stop hitting me with your potato mitts trying to prove you're king of the inflatable castle - literally no one cares."
by written_slander November 25, 2023