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Lettuce Gang

A semi cult group in which you make lettuce puns and use lettuce emojis.

Originally created by Loxxz, Dare, and Cupcake. You must be fluent in Chokla to join.
by HalfASoul January 16, 2019
mugGet the Lettuce Gangmug.

Lettuce Game

The lettuce game first came about at a BBQ in Tooting circa May 2022. It is believed it was used by a wise man to befriend/alienate a large group of people at a vegetarian social event. It is unknown exactly how it came about but the rules are clear. Two teams lineup against each other, with each player armed with a lettuce. One by one the players begin munching down on their lettuce once finished the next player in their team can begin eating their tasty lettuce. The winners are the team that finish their lettuce first. The game has become popular in social circles across south west London, it is thought by 2025 almost 20 people will have played the game.
Come on Rory, we could really do with an expert lettuce muncher like yourself to help us win the lettuce game.
by Qwertyuiop69happymeal May 23, 2022
mugGet the Lettuce Gamemug.

lettuce chair

Safe word generally used for when he or she puts it in the wrong hole
by Honey mustard February 3, 2020
mugGet the lettuce chairmug.

lettuce flakes

The remnants of iceberg lettuce that remain floating in the toilet after taking a loose, sloppy shit.
Hey Goblin, did you just shit? There's lettuce flakes all over the seat!
by agoblin November 9, 2017
mugGet the lettuce flakesmug.

lettuce boy

The koolest kucumber to ever grace this plane of existence
"It's a lettuce boy"*faints*
by Trump's third buttock February 6, 2017
mugGet the lettuce boymug.

shrimp lettuce

Lettuce often discarded as a by-product of shrimp cocktail. A way to make fun of a friend by saying they’re useless.
Kim, you’re shrimp lettuce, nobody cares what you have to say.
by TheWaffleSauce December 25, 2018
mugGet the shrimp lettucemug.

Chest lettuce

Matt had a lot of chest lettuce.
by Caribbean 40 June 24, 2018
mugGet the Chest lettucemug.

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