Personal Space-Heater

The desire to find someone to keep you warm at night. Usually referring to the want or need of a boyfriend or girlfriend.

ie. "This year I'm going to try and get myself personal space-heater. I've been single for too long"

by InMeteor September 19, 2009

absolute heater

A fart that is so foul in smell that it leaves your anus with a hot or burning sensation

Laid down an absolute heater at work the other day, it cleared out the whole cubicle.

by TheREALFartyMcFly February 13, 2024

Vagina Heater

n. The fully erect male penis on a cold morning.

My gf was shivering and goosebumpy on that cold morning when I had forgotten to turn up the furnace, so I promptly inserted my Vagina Heater between her legs, and she broke a sweat.

by saint_adventure October 17, 2014

jessica heater

The writer of many stories, she’s created ones from “Falling For My Stepbrother (BTS JUNGKOOK)” and “BTS Wolves and Vampires”

Wow I wanna read a Jessica Heater fan fiction!

by Jerry💖 January 26, 2019

Slippery Heater

The act of a man masturbating using Vaseline as a lubricant, and upon completion lighting his dick on fire.

Andy was feeling particularly spicy, so he preformed a slippery heater once he got home from school.

by KingFlippyNips May 30, 2018

covid heater

Knowing somebody has covid but willing to contract the disease to have intercourse.

She tested positive but that isn’t stopping me pulling a covid heater.

by Johnny slang December 16, 2021

sink a heater

smoke a cigarette

Marshall: this party sucks
Miranda: do you wanna go sink a heater outside?
Marshall: i thought you'd never ask

by mixtest December 10, 2017