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guido and the guy

In the middle of an anal spit roast, both men not only switch positions but also turn around and assume doggy position. So that the female is now sucking one guy from the back (we call that talking shit) and the other guy is in her ass (we call that shit talking). When both men are ready to cum, they pull out, turn around and hold hands, arms up. Fingers interlocked like trusses on a bridge, while the female then performs a Michigan Row Boat.
We let a chick talk me and my bro in to a Guido and the Guy. And you know what? We're better for it.
by IpNyurButt December 19, 2020
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Lazy Guido

While riding in the passenger seat of a moving automobile, you are the recipient of a handjob from the driver.
That 4 hour car ride through the Midwest wasn't so bad after a Lazy Guido.
by Guido and The Guy April 9, 2019
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Uncle Guido

the metaphorical relative that will make good on one's previous shovel talk and/or other threats of violence
Ex: "If you break her heart, I'll have to send Uncle Guido after you..."
by NutmegBGB June 6, 2019
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Guido TV

A Myspace.Com based television show starring 2 juiceheads , Danny Casanova and Gianni Orioli with coverage about steroids, what kind of hair gel you need to use what gym to go to and hot clubs. also a featured top 10 list , and girls from the neighborhood that you shouldn't fuck. Guido tv is widely watched and has become a household name like myspace childhood star Gino the Ginny. Everybody loves a guido, especially one that has been shooting steroids in his ass and tanning until his insides are cooked and enough hair gel to hold a house together. Most known catch phrases a lil bit, and badda boom badda bing badda buffalo wing. They also terrorize Frankie the Fish in the first episode.
Yo did you see guido tv? There was a juicehead from Howard Beach that lost 2 inches in his arms from catching that flu, but don't worry said danny casanova, and Gianni Orioli because the howard beach street pharmacy team is to the rescue.
by The Street Team July 3, 2006
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guido rich

Italian/italian wanna-be that flaunts his money even though he only makes $25,000 a year working construction, selling mortages, club promoting, and/or drug-steriod selling. Worse then nigger rich.
Nero spent 2 G's last weekend at surf club. Damn cuz, he is guido rich!
by Nero Armani May 17, 2006
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guido thanksgiving

Example 1: No wonder so many guidos are fat, they eat a meal of pasta before their actual Thanksgiving dinner.

Example 2:
Person 1: "Are you going to Carmine's house for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "More like guido Thanksgiving, and no."
by 2fat2kill2 November 25, 2009
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Guido on-a-bike

A sex position referred to by Itallians in which both partners wear a sock on their off hand, while taking turns role playing being "caught on a bike"
Hey John Cena, I heard you tried Guido on-a-bike with your girl last night.
by waterLOSER15 September 30, 2010
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