A) A pseudo-derivitive of Schitz, Das Clutch is a term used by proles to express their mindless need to imitate and disgrace Schitz. It was created during the time lapse rightly dubbed as, "The Music Man."
B) Thought to have been originated by a rabid gang of HIV positive chimpanzees who had sold their soul/sal to the North Haven Public School's Board of Education.
C) Followers of Das Clutch insist on repeating this term monotonously despite the fact that it has so definition or substance.
B) Thought to have been originated by a rabid gang of HIV positive chimpanzees who had sold their soul/sal to the North Haven Public School's Board of Education.
C) Followers of Das Clutch insist on repeating this term monotonously despite the fact that it has so definition or substance.
by theschitzer July 24, 2010
Get the Das Clutchmug. When a person (any race or gender or age) attempts to grab all of or as much of a free substance as they can such as mints, toothpicks, coupons, gum anything.
When we left Fridays my friend reached into the free bowl of mints and grabbed a fistful of mints using the side of the candy dish to get as many as she could and I said, " hey girl why you coon clutching the mints like that."
by Qatalyst April 29, 2012
Get the coon clutchingmug. by #TeamDonnie September 21, 2016
Get the clutch kickmug. They Husky Clutch is an advanced Brazilian Jiu Jistu technique which was perfected and made famous by Inter-Continental Belt Champion W.B. Zufall. The technique entails being in a mounted position and positioning the assailant's (on his back) arms directly overhead. Pressure is then applied to the assailant until he cries.
by rjt10 January 22, 2019
Get the husky clutchmug. Vaughn clutch is a manuever used by one of the two badass at everything, undefeated, world champions of everything. It's used as a submission finisher. There is no known counter against it.
Damn! Once he put the Vaughn clutch on him, he tapped out with a quickness. No one has ever gotten out of it.
by Nick the dick vaughn November 5, 2021
Get the vaughn clutchmug. by cashman93 November 1, 2011
Get the Clutch Kakoosemug. a person who acts in a sneaky or selfish manner, yet is charming and charismatic about it all the same.
by taylor swank May 25, 2007
Get the clutch pigmug.