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Twentieth Century Blues

When you want to get DOWN to some jazz but you ain't got Spotify Premium so you gotta wait for that good shit on your playlist.
"Damn man, it's a shame I can't get down tonight. I've got some Twentieth Century Blues."
by FranzFerdinand1914 January 14, 2020
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Centuries of tradition

Oh being held comically hostage by a reality monster that till burn your souls forever if you do a book wrong...
Hym "And held further hostage by the literal people burning cosmic slaves of the reality monster.... That's the centuries of tradition... Do what I tell you or I'll burn you alive and the a mad Jim Jaspers type is going to burn you forever after I burn you... That's the tradition. But we stopped burning you though guys! We stopped burning you (the creature is still going to burn you) but now we just cannibalize you in abstraction guys.. We're fine now..."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
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Century Fail

Derived from online videos charting the 'Fails of the Century', Century Fail is used when a fail is just too spectacular for one year to contain it.
Today I went for ice cream with a friend of the opposite sex. My girlfriend was texting me, asking me where I was. To pacify her, I told her I was desperately trying to get away from some girl who won't stop talking - But I accidentally sent the text to said girl, as she sat next to me. She started to cry into her ice cream. Century Fail.
by B-loved Commander March 2, 2012
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Chewed on a Century

When your riding the top deck of the 100 double decker bus and your driven into a low bridge and find yourself being chewed by wrought Iron
Fuck going on that bus I’m not being chewed on a century
by Chef de Clunge July 22, 2025
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stainer of the century

a person who is found on the side walk smeared all over the place. usually brown in other word a shit stain of the century.
"holy fuk
"what
"that dog has a puffy tail
"oh yeah and that blak fulla is a stainer of the century!!
by george tony October 30, 2004
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21st Century Humo(u)r

21st Century Humo(u)r is the title of an era of comedy, commonly consisting of random sound effects such as the "reverb fart" and "deez nuts". Those born during Generation Z will find this level of humo(u)r highly laughable.
Example of 21st Century Humo(u)r:
Want a break from the AUGH? Tap now to watch a short AUGH and get 30 minutes of ad free AUGH.
by Sana the Masako October 1, 2022
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