airplane mode

Not sending or receiving new information or contact/communication at the moment, not available, not accessible outside of what you’re currently doing

"Did you bring any work on vacation with you?" "No, I was on total airplane mode."

“He got a babysitter until late and he’s tripping on acid in the park with some friends -- he’ll be on airplane mode all day.”

by collecting May 15, 2023

airplane mode

1. turning off cell phone service, usually used in airplanes to prevent interference with pilot communication devices; with wifi and bluetooth only no cell phone service
2. when you are using programs that use a lot of computer resources and your computer fans are running on full speed very loud

Our flight is about to start, please set all your electronic devices to airplane mode
Why is your laptop on airplane mode?

by Billiam Beaver May 22, 2017

peaceful airplane

A "gender"
Fuck y'all attack helicopters.

Bobbinson: excuse me ma'am, you dropped your wallet-
Random person: exCuse me?! how dARE you misgender me!!!!11 I am a peaceful airplane.
Bobbinson: ???
Random person: T R I G G E R E D

by peacefulairplane June 29, 2017

airplane collection

a secret code term for dick pics, usually used by someone trying to flirt and failing miserably.

Ew, this guy asked if I wanna look at his airplane collection and I said 'sure' but then he took out his phone to show a photo album of just his dick, it was gross.

by Vickie kap December 17, 2020

Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day

Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day celebrates Elsworth W. Bunce’s cow, Elm Farm Ollie, the first cow to be flown and milked in an airplane. On February 18, 1930, a Guernsey cow named Nellie Jay, sometimes known as Elm Farm Ollie, was flown from Bismarck, Missouri, on a Ford Trimotor plane to the International Aviation Exhibition in St. Louis as part of a scientific effort to study whether heights affect cows’ ability to produce milk. Ollie was known as a high milk-producing cow and was chosen entirely because of her calm nature.

Proceeding the milking process on the 72-mile flight over Missouri, milk cartons (made of paper) on parachutes were let down to spectators to create publicity. Also, the trip was meant to show the ability of the new Ford Trimotor aircraft that had only just begun shipping after its production began in 1925. According to historians, the purpose of the trip was to prove to farmers that farm animals can be flown from one place to another and be milked en route.

"hey wanna know what day it is? its "Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day". the day when some people milked a cow in mid air for some reason and dropped the milk onto random people on the ground. how is this celebrated every year? no fucking clue."

by kofikat February 18, 2024

Romanian Airplane Pillow

When you grab her forehead and press it against
your balls, and then your balls will wrap around
her neck to form a neck pillow.

Bro, the other day I was banging this chick and shoved my balls on her forehead and formed a Romanian Airplane Pillow

by Themildones December 15, 2021

Airplane Peanuts

A sexual act in which the individual positions herself under their partner’s member, and pushes a “radical” “surfer dude” hand position with their thumb and pinky extended, pushing against the “below ballage” region of the penis. Consequently doing that motion while giving their partner a blowjob and making airplane noises simultaneously.

Yoooo that chick just gave me airplane peanuts last night. Craziest. night. of my life.

by HangryBagel February 21, 2024