Kinky Jesus

A sexual position where the woman goes up against the wall, with her arms out horizontally like Jesus. The man is in front of her with his hands clasped in hers, humping her very fast and sweaty.

Also, if you're into this sort of thing, it can be done with two guys but they both face the same direction.
My girlfriend was begging me to give her a kinky jesus.
by Alex and the Delawana crew September 20, 2007
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kinky water

Water that can be found in your parents bedroom
My kinky water was in my mother's room.
by Curlyhead45 March 05, 2017
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Kinky Kael

The manager of sex, always knows the dick length of somebody, can smell a whore from miles away, and loves a good and hearty pounding
Oh no he’s not weird, he’s just a Kinky Kael
by Boy man in the toilet October 16, 2022
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Kinky Pooh

The act of licking honey off of a sexual partner’s nipples while wearing no pants and a red shirt
“So she really likes Disney, huh?”
“Dude, she likes it so much she made me do the kinky Pooh last night.”
by Tim’s Tool Man September 17, 2020
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Kinky Hinky

The Act of Giving Someone a Huge Hickey During Paid Sex.
Oh Man, Look at the Kinky Hinky he has on his neck, I know what he paid for last night, and it wasn't a movie!
by Omerta34 September 17, 2009
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kinky nap

Yo I gotta go take a kinky nap…
by B00bie G1rl December 12, 2022
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Kinky keith

An old man that existed when the dinosaurs were around and who touches kids up
by Aldi manager69 February 12, 2023
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