Textetary

A Textetary is a person that you ask to text for you when you can't....like when you are driving!

Mark...Janet could you be a good little Textetary and respond to tha the last text that Sherrill sent me? Tell her we are going out to the Honky Tonk!

Janet...No problem....you have another one from Andy...what do you want me to tell him? Tell him to sell that stock!

by The Wiz! July 25, 2010

texterpretation

n. the deciphering of text messages that have been mangled by auto-correct, or by people with large thumbs.

- "WTF?! Did you really mean to say that?"
- "You know what I meant. Geez, figure out the texterpretation."

by vapanil May 14, 2011

sloth texter

Someone who takes so long to respond to a text that you start to question if they are alive.

When i text June he is such a sloth texter i always wonder if he died

by Kk that girl March 2, 2017

tepteroy

Temptation of the devil

I wanted that cake so bad, it just tepteroyed me


(for the record we came up with the word so dont get tepteroyed to tell us otherwise)

by Liz&Aaron January 23, 2009

testette

a smaller petite version of a test that is more important than a quiz.

We will have a 'testette' next week in class.

Dont worry to much about this exam...it is more like a 'testette.'

by student in the middle row October 18, 2011

Teste Toucher

A legendary Japanese warrior known to have fondled many scrotum and testicles of dead (or alive) enemies, and thus earning the name 'Teste Toucher,' now barely used in the modern world, only used as code in gangs and agencies.
Commoners use this word as a compliment.

Caty: Hey, are you gay?
Cuntsworth: No.
Caty: Then ill call you a Teste Toucher!
Cuntsworth: Why thank you young woman.

by Scrotum Stroker August 4, 2018

Teeternod

When a person who is deprived of sleep due to some form of self infliction begins to twitch, wobble,or stagger.

Holy shit dude!!! Did you see mudhole teeternod right into that bonfire and burn his nutsack ?

by Mudholemike February 18, 2019