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La-Tessa is a smart book worm and will be your friend she put her responsibility in front of her before any thing else she is fearless and beautiful woman and is protective
Wow la-Tessa is a good person I would love to be her friend
by KayKayrocks May 13, 2018
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Dirty Tessa

Whilst fornicating with a partner who is impared in the limbs department ( a quadrapolegic usually), you put on a clown costum and tie her to the ceiling fan and turn it on. Once she gets up some good rotation on her you bloody your cock up in one of her stumps( your choice) and wrap it in bubble wrap before agressively stabbing ( mike myers style) it into her vagina.
"Yeah,She was depressed from loosing all her limbs to a crocadile, but she cheered right up once I informed her that we could now do the Dirty Tessa"
by dirty tessa November 16, 2009
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two-twat tessa

A girl who pretends she is made of pure gold but has been so used up & passed from guy to guy so many times her asshole looks like a second stretched out vagina
That girl is a total two-twat Tessa! UGH! {slut} {gross}
by realgalpal1 June 27, 2016
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Hot tessa

When you squirt Dijon mustard up her butt and then have her fart onto a hot dog and eat it.
“I had the best hot dog last night

“Was it a hot tessa?”

“Bro I wish”
by Hotdogz August 6, 2022
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Dirty Tessa

When u gotta shove a cheesestick up ur butthole because lola and Chris stole your buttplug
Hey mom can we get some cheese at the store? I might have to do a dirty tessa…
by Poot69 March 13, 2023
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Pulling a Tessa

Pulling a Tessa is when you do something so stupid and embarrassing that Tessa would only do.
Pulling a Tessa can be defined as, Oh look she/he just pulled a Tessa

Can also be defined as; oh she/he have done a Tessa
by CherryBakewell22 May 27, 2022
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Teslagating

The act of placing your $80k status symbol in mortal jeopardy from the 1998 Honda Accord with mismatched door panel that you're following by 30 feet at 80mph in a desperate attempt to assert your superiority.
The massive pileup on 101 this morning was caused by some entrebroneur Teslagating a semi
by Devilmollusk February 18, 2015
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