La-Tessa is a smart book worm and will be your friend she put her responsibility in front of her before any thing else she is fearless and beautiful woman and is protective
by KayKayrocks May 13, 2018
Get the la-tessa mug.Whilst fornicating with a partner who is impared in the limbs department ( a quadrapolegic usually), you put on a clown costum and tie her to the ceiling fan and turn it on. Once she gets up some good rotation on her you bloody your cock up in one of her stumps( your choice) and wrap it in bubble wrap before agressively stabbing ( mike myers style) it into her vagina.
"Yeah,She was depressed from loosing all her limbs to a crocadile, but she cheered right up once I informed her that we could now do the Dirty Tessa"
by dirty tessa November 16, 2009
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A girl who pretends she is made of pure gold but has been so used up & passed from guy to guy so many times her asshole looks like a second stretched out vagina
by realgalpal1 June 27, 2016
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Get the Dirty Tessa mug.Pulling a Tessa can be defined as, Oh look she/he just pulled a Tessa
Can also be defined as; oh she/he have done a Tessa
Can also be defined as; oh she/he have done a Tessa
by CherryBakewell22 May 27, 2022
Get the Pulling a Tessa mug.The act of placing your $80k status symbol in mortal jeopardy from the 1998 Honda Accord with mismatched door panel that you're following by 30 feet at 80mph in a desperate attempt to assert your superiority.
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