tesla taser

Similar to slug bug.

when you see a tesla you yell "Tesla taser!" and tickle the victims ribs or arm.

"Tesla Taser!!! Buzz buzz buzz"

by InventorOfun December 15, 2021

Teslavated

Teslavated :// Active in a tesla swerving lanes and chasing that bag.

“ That shit teslavated to the max “

by extendoclipped March 15, 2022

tesla.pog

tesla.pog is a rocket league tiktoker, he is very talented and an unknown content creator

Person 1: Have you heard of tesla.pog?
Person 2: No

by hebwjjaj April 16, 2022

Tesla maximalist

Someone who believes Tesla and Elon Musk are going to the moon, in a series of logarithmic, S- and exponential curves all stacked on each other, with orders of magnitude thrown in for seasoning.
Everything will be electric, with energy generated by solar, and Teslabots will press and fold your underwear on the free citizens' anarchical republic of Mars while you drop kids off at the pool while simultaneously tweeting and watching tunnels being dug via your Neuralink chip.

In 500 years: "Archeologists have been unable to determine why Tesla Maximalists ritualistically stuffed canines into trunks as a form of worship."

by NotEarl April 22, 2022

Teslastanistan

The far-flung global community of blind Tesla zealots. The capital city is Muskegon, known colloquially as Elonabad.

"Twitter is now the state-owned media of Teslastanistan."

by Ron Mitchell May 12, 2022

Tesla Hypnosis

When you overlook major problems in Tesla cars because the Tesla company's marketing and hype.

<Michael> My new Model 3 is the best car ever!
<JV> There is literally paint chipping off the car doors, you are suffering from Tesla Hypnosis.

by x-777-x May 30, 2022

tellapartable

A word used in a sentence to describe multiple nouns being easily told apart

Blue, pink, and green are tellapartable, even though I’m colorblind.

by Yeaitsmeagain July 29, 2022