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juicy tender 

when a penis is so large and girthy while still staying soft
A: “I heard Jeremy has a juicy tender
B: “Dude what the fuck is wrong with you”
juicy tender by juicy tender February 28, 2022

The Achilles Tender 

The phenomenon resulted from the inability to dip a complete or partially consumed chicken tender, nugget or other finger food completely into the selected sauce entirely without completely letting go of said food.
Hey what’s the name of that thing you thought of?

The Achilles Tender. It’s when you can’t dip your food 100% in the sauce without letting go of it

High-Speed Tender Bender 

A high speed tender bender is defined by picking up food at the drive thru and you scarf it down in the front seat as fast as you can.
"we're in a little bit of a rush so we gotta go on a high-speed tender bender"

Low-Speed Tender Bender 

A Low-Speed Tender Bender is defined by slowly consuming chicken tenders whilst appreciating the flavor profile with full respect.
“Home dawg, let’s just take in the moment and appreciate these tendies,” said Peanut. “Absolutely, let us have a Low-Speed Tender Bender!” Exclaimed Jymbo.

musty goal tender 

When a woman has been working out and her pubes get tied in knots thus blocking all trys for entry
I tried to get busy at lunch but she had a musty goal tender
musty goal tender by skippysmistake September 1, 2009

take a butterfly knife to your tender parts 

what the father of a teenage girl does to you if you hurt his daughter.
Angry War Veteran Father: "If you hurt her, I will take a butterfly knife to your tender parts."
Frightened Teenage Boy: "Yes sir, I'll have her home by eight."