Technoblade

Technoblade was an American youtuber known for bed wars, the dream smp, and sacraficing orphans to the blood god. He died on June 30, 2022. He died due to stage 4 cancer. His last video voiced by his dad

states his final script typed 8 hours before his death. He died at the age of 23 with his final video posed on July 1, 2022. May Technoblades soul rest in heaven for eternity.

Fuck cancer and Technoblade never dies.

by WhodiesJune302022 July 2, 2022

Technoblade

a minecraft pig youtube guy who inspired a whole generation and made us all laugh, literally while he was actively drop kicking orphans ingame. Sun Tzu would be proud. The spirit of the blood god shall never die.

"Having abolished all governments of men, I have ascended to heaven to take on the Kingdom of God." - Technoblade

I'll never understand how Technoblade won 1,800 games of bedwars in a row

by BrawlS July 8, 2022

technoblade

the late minecraft king who accended to the heavens to take on the kingdom of god

"son why are you crying so damn loud"
"technoblade is dead!"

RIP rest easy king

by thepizzaguyYT August 6, 2022

Technoblade

he dead lol

technoblade is dead haha

by big davey boi November 5, 2022

Technoblade

An amazing Minecraft youtuber/twitch streamer that will be in our hearts forever <3

“Do you miss technoblade?”
“Ofc everyday...”

by Alexmissestechnoblade November 8, 2022

Technobald

A word someone uses to make sure people know that they are a social reject who should have died on birth and that they are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libellous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded.

Guy1: hey bro you hear about technoblade's cancer?

Guy2: technobald
Guy1: kill yourself

by snakyfour69 August 31, 2021

…technoblade

best and funniest bestfriend ever😊 tho is a huge simp for wilbur anyways they are swag🚁

…technoblade is the best

by rio😡 November 29, 2021