Male Tears

1. Guys acting like they encounter sexism in an inherently patriarchal community.
2. Male butthurt over social justice.

Susan: I found an article stating that toxic masculinity is bad for the community.
Melanie: Prepare for "Male Tears"

by frito1 January 17, 2019

anal tearage

The outcome of super intense anal sex and/or shoving very large objects inside of the anus past the point of scarred stretching.

My boyfriend gave me anal tearage from our anniversary date last night.

by creative butt buddy October 22, 2010

angel tears

(n) liquid LSD (d-lysergic acid diethylamide)

dude I just scored a vial of angel tears

by TreePhiend April 26, 2006

kavanaugh tears

like crocodile tears but from a lying asshole

in recent testimony, Brett said he was super sure he's never sexually assaulted anyone and started phony kavanaugh tears when realizing his dream to get on the supreme court was going down the shitter.

by Uncle Joosie September 27, 2018

Tori Tears

Tori Tears is a Bebo famous scene kid, who became famous becuase of her group, The Art Of Tori, where she draws brilliant portraits for beboers. She is a beautiful girl and a talented artist.

"OMG Tori Tears has drawn my dp!! check it out! i love it so much!!"

by TheLionandTheLamb2 April 5, 2009

Tears

Ejaculation of the eyes in the form of salty water.

Guys, epic victory royale moment! I came home from school and dad was beating mom! Dad told me if I ignored her crying and tears on the floor I would get John Wick AND SKULL TROOPER! Now that is an epic victory royale!

by Epictiktokroyale November 3, 2018

Tequila Tears

1. The act of crying while drinking because one believes that the alcohol will come out of their tears.

2. The act of crying while drinking Tequila. Often due to a broken heart or other such sad occurrences.

1. I wonder if I'll feel sober if I cry tequila tears?

2. Don't cry for him girl, he doesn't even deserve your tequila tears.

by LovLa <3 November 15, 2011