tankcat

Someones whos extremely retarded with a multitude of disablities and is extraordinary sensitive. Might be missing someone important in their life. Has a strong addiction to anime porn, mostly in the form of little girls ages 1~5. Their greatest enemy might be - stairs, standing up, walking, talking to women, a healthy diet, spices, flavor, and a therapist.

Hates people of vareity of race; for example, mexicans, asians, pacfic islanders, africans, or south americans, this trauma can be triggered by their alternative flavored food, causing them to have a allergic reaction because of the immense spices. People defined as a tankcat normally have an iq of .122

"Stop being such a tankcat!!!"

"Go fuck yourself you stupid tankcat!!"

"Are you a discord mod or a tankcat?"

Me: Why can't you hear them?

Tankcat:Because my headphones suck ass!!!!

by black man walker 99551 June 9, 2023

tankchud

A tankchud (optionally tank-chud) is someone who displays some of the attributes of being a chud, along with an unreasonable amount of knowledge on tanks and other military vehicles and tools. A tankchud can name most tank models just by looking at one for a few seconds, and knows exactly which wars it was used in. The tankchud usually also shows extreme signs of being terminally online, along with a bunch of humor relating to nazi Germany. Their hours on Hearts of Iron and War Thunder should never be underestimated.

-oh that over there has to be a Panzer model 8

Dude stop being such a tankchud.

-IM NOT A TANKCHUD! Just because I leaked CIA documents over inaccuracies in War Thunder vehicles, does NOT make me a tankchud!

… It kinda does dude.

by NickPikk June 21, 2023

Takum

Something shocking or out of pocket

P1: Bro I just made fun of Sally because her dog got ran over by a semi
P2: That is takum asf bro...

by sxntxnx August 2, 2023

pocket tank

1. n. One who displays gratuitous amounts of flaming homoness
2. n. A sexual disease where the patients penis fires bullet sized particles at any given moment

1.
Jon: I like male dick
Dude: What the fuck, you pocket tank (smack)
2.
Jon: Dude you get with that girl last week? The one with the perky ass?
Dude: Yeah man. She gave me the pocket tank though..I almost poked the cats eye out.
Jon: Shit...

by Breoffrey January 13, 2009

Ninja Tank

In RPGs and some MMORPgs, is another word for a character that can be in the forefront of the battle and survive the outcome due to sheer evasiveness rather than high armor and health. An example would be the assassin from the pseudo-MMORPG game "Guild Wars", especially in PvP mode.

"OMG, why duz teh PVP 'Sin not die? teh whole team is attacking him... I h8 ninja tanks

by BinaryEmperor August 18, 2008

Booty Tank

An attractive, voluptuous woman with a slim waist and well-rounded backside.

Damn, look at dat ass! She's a Booty Tank!

by Sparklelicious January 6, 2015

drug tank

A person who can handle intaking a lot of recreational drugs in s/he's system without overdosing

He does a lot of drugs so he has a high tolerance, in other words, he's a drug tank.

by laksjdd April 21, 2016