Talya

A female, generally an awesome one, she hates people, is cynical, occasionally morbid, has great taste in literature, a bit short although she makes up for it in how awesome she is, loves food more than living, a much better person than she may think, and an amazing friend.

Not to be confused with Talya the pitchfork or Talya the small Indian village.

Girl: Hey, is that Talya, the generally awesome girl who is cynical, occasionally morbid, has great taste in literature, a bit short although she makes up for it in how awesome she is, loves food more than living, a much better person than she may think, and an amazing friend?

Boy: No that's just a pitchfork.

by salami warrior June 20, 2011

Lack of Talent Show

An elementary school "talent show", also known as a variety show. It is a show in where one hundred kids do the EXACT SAME THING.Events in the Lack of Talent show include: lip syncs, gymnastics routines, tap dancing, screaming into the microphone, mumbling into the microphone, instrument solos, over dressing, costumes resembling abused women, under dressing, too much make up, and other things that fall in this genre.

Dad: Thank God it's over.
Mom: What?
Dad: Billy's Lack of Talent show.
Mom: I know... all of these kids SUCKED!

by His Excellency, H.R.E. February 19, 2009

talon

an eagles claw or ... Power

a Talon In Your Face....BAAAMMMM!!

by Brady Goodsell August 3, 2005

I'm taking my talents to

A new way to say you're going some place. The inspiration came from LeBron James, who announced his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers on July 8, 2010, in front of a large TV audience by declaring, "I'm taking my talents to South Beach."

EXAMPLE 1:

JILL: Where are you going, Jack?

JACK: I'm taking my talents to the bar.

EXAMPLE 2:

TOM: What's with the boxes and the suitcase?

DICK: I'm taking my talents to a new apartment.

EXAMPLE 3:

HARRY: Now that you graduated, what's next?

SALLY: I'm taking my talents to Harvard.

by JohnDavid_XII July 11, 2010

billy talent

The best band of all time.. honestly gurls listin to this music...his voice just does soemthign to you!!

aka...he amkes you Hot!

by Tia January 13, 2004

talent

word to describe a females level of cutness/sex appeal/attractiveness
also used to identify a girl that is appealing to lok at

now that girl has some talent

by tweek December 19, 1999

huge talent

a very large penis.
or.
a man who owns a very large penis.

"I'd like to meet someone with a huge talent."
"Do you have a huge talent?"
"He's got a huge talent."
- Toulouse in Moulin Rouge

by dwight k schrute June 28, 2007