hash-tainer 

A container that is suitable for holding either full-size hash browns or miniature hash brown bites. Also suitable for holding coffees or other drinks. Often found at Burger Kings.

I finished all of the tots in my hash-tainer so I put my coffee in it.

hash-tainer by Midnight818 July 23, 2007

taint tater 

Term for a small grundle, taint, gooch, fleshy fun bridge, nacha, bonch...

Steve's taint tater was smelly from the many schuster slaps he preformed...

taint tater by jbaas14 December 9, 2008

taint hammer 

The opposite of the shocker, in which an extended ring finger is used to pummel the taint.

The shocker? Don't be a fool. Deploy the taint hammer!

taint hammer by Boba Twat January 22, 2010

Taint Smasher 

Where someone gets down on one knee quickly and gives a quick uppercut straight to one's taint, but missing the ballsack.

John was pissing me off, so I gave him a taint smasher.

Taint Smasher by CRASH-SS November 7, 2011

Taint Strainer 

When someone has really long hair and washes it but doesn't wash the crack of their ass or asshole for days at a time and the hair matts up and catches like a strainer in their poop dungeon.

Look at this wad I just pulled out of my asshole. My taint strainer was filled to capacity.

Taint Strainer by Christine Spencer July 17, 2011

Taint Gravy 

The sweat that is produced in the taint on REALLY hot days.

Dude! It's so hot, I'm makin' taint gravy here!

Taint Gravy by SexyGorilla August 27, 2013

taint sniffer 

One who does the 2 finger rub on down there and sniff checks to see they are clean.

Man, you see that taint sniffer elbow deep in is drawers, turn and sniff his fingers.... dude needs to shower.

taint sniffer by pcboro January 3, 2016