A racial slur derogatory towards those of the true Aryan race, usually in reference to someone with curtains.
by Jemfinch June 23, 2022

Someone present during a crime who is too stupid or unaware to be a reliable reporter of what he saw.
Ripping off a loony-bin is easier than at most other business-establishments because a lot of those present would just be twitnesses.
by QuacksO September 19, 2020

by HunkyBeat June 5, 2020

When a person wants every word with MAN in it removed from the English language, Spanish language conjugations and all written history.
by rockNrollTUFFguy May 8, 2018

A twat or twit on twitter who follows every tweet with a winking smiley, as if whoever they're talking is far too dumb to understand a joke when they see one.
"@randomannoyingfriend lol, maybe you'll just have to marry the cat ;)"
"@othertwitterfag ;) totally, only if you would first ;)"
Fuckin Twit-winkers.
"@othertwitterfag ;) totally, only if you would first ;)"
Fuckin Twit-winkers.
by Rick The Mullet Man August 30, 2011

by ale_xahh February 28, 2019

by Holdsitgud March 9, 2022
