A masturbation position, primarily used in the shower to keep from slipping. One hand on the wall, the other hand.. well you know.
Dude, I was jacking off in the shower, and I had to do the Heisman Trophy because the tub was so slippery.
by Bobbybagpipes July 11, 2008
Stupid bimbo, who sits at home all day giving out to the pool boy, while reading Hello! and OK magazine, because her own life is so pathetic. Drives a Mercedes ML, whiles husband is out impregnating secetaries and air hostesses. Most likely deserve to die. Reside in the D4 area, sit on school parent's committees, and do charity work to make up for €5,000 BTs shopping spree they did the previous day. Mould daughters into themselves so that they will grow up lonely and empty. Often pregnant at the age of nineteen, always blaming it on the condom.
Mother: A stupid commoner scratched my Merc while I was at the spa with Britney, luckily I was able to get Jeeves to pick me up in the chopper.
by jdi May 09, 2004
This role is for a woman who is in a relationship and she is just there for her man. The trophy wife role is where you would just be there for your man and do anything that they want. This could also be taken as a woman who is thought of her husbands trophy and that they won her over or that it was a game and not because of true love
In the bachelorette all the guys are on their single dates and they are always talking about getting the rose and not just putting that at the back of their heads and that sounds like a trophy wife
by gossipgirl07 July 26, 2012
1. a title many women only wish they were pretty enough to attain.
2. myself in 5 years
3. being paid to wake up and look cute everyday, as well as have a lot of sex and give a lot of head.
2. myself in 5 years
3. being paid to wake up and look cute everyday, as well as have a lot of sex and give a lot of head.
by the kid under the cupboard January 11, 2009
by anon March 03, 2005
Trophy Hunting is when someone is seeking a partner just for sexual conquest not a relationship. See Unicorn Hunting or Dragon Hunting.
by EnormousGreenRageMonster April 04, 2021
A once prestigious award, given to the nation's best football player now reserved for the most acne-covered, homosexual athlete in college football.
Johnny football finished with Drake and rose to accept the award but soon realized his mere acceptance of the heismanziel trophy made it worthless.
by Wenonahthing November 28, 2013