Someone who has never lived outside of their hometown or county. They often consider themselves to be popular members of the community, yet they are willfully ignorant of the fact that no one knows, or cares, who they are outside of their home turf. They also like to give life advice, although their life experience is based on only a handful of local towns and villages.
by Omniscientific July 11, 2019
Get the towniemug. How many townies does it take to change a lightbulb?
5 - one to put it in, four to tell him "innit, innit, innit, innit!"
5 - one to put it in, four to tell him "innit, innit, innit, innit!"
by Rine July 10, 2004
Get the towniemug. People from English town areas who walk about wearing tracksuit pants white Nike or Adidas baseball caps football tops Nike running shoes fake jewellery & in the winter time wear football scarfs around their mouths and lower nose,They are usually seen hanging outside local MACE stores or out the front of a shopping center complex smoking ciggarettes and trying their best to get girls attention
Person 1 :"I hate going into Middlesbrough to many tonwies about"
Person 2:Me to why don't they do something with their lives instead of hanging outside shopping centers trying to look cool,Stupid townies"
Person 2:Me to why don't they do something with their lives instead of hanging outside shopping centers trying to look cool,Stupid townies"
by Harry69 February 24, 2011
Get the Towniemug. by Y tho _ March 2, 2019
Get the Towniemug. aka scally (in Manchester). Don't ya just love 'em? Err let's see... someone who hates anyone that looks slightly different, is smart and doesn't repeat what you've just insulted them with because they can't think of anything remotely witty. Also they think it's big and clever to act hard in front of their friends... until you beat the crap out of them. I really can't get enough of scallies, they're so much fun : )
*scally stands in front of me on the stairs giggling like a school girl and shouting his mates while pointing at me ... scally gets thrown down the stairs and never comes near me/looks me in the eye again*
by -|-nAt-|- April 22, 2004
Get the towniemug. A townie is a Burberry/Lacoste/Aquascutum wearing knob head who drinks in Weatherspoons.
Townies hate anything which is slightly unusual, eg a bloke with a suit jacket + jeans. The townie will then presume your 'gay' because you aren't dressed like him.
Townies are usually mechanics or labourers. They like cheesy chart music and think they can pull any girl in the world.
They are called Daz, Kev, Gaz, Craig, Shaun and Karl.
Townies drink WKD and dance like arseholes when pissed.
Townies also think Toni & Guy is for 'gays'. Any bar which is remotely well designed is a bar for them 'puffs'.
Townies hate anything which is slightly unusual, eg a bloke with a suit jacket + jeans. The townie will then presume your 'gay' because you aren't dressed like him.
Townies are usually mechanics or labourers. They like cheesy chart music and think they can pull any girl in the world.
They are called Daz, Kev, Gaz, Craig, Shaun and Karl.
Townies drink WKD and dance like arseholes when pissed.
Townies also think Toni & Guy is for 'gays'. Any bar which is remotely well designed is a bar for them 'puffs'.
by Ben Brazier November 30, 2004
Get the Towniemug. Some big fat dyke dick head who takes it up the ass always smoking drugs and speaks like ablack man and has an iq of a banana that has been up a mans ass
by Townie yhater April 6, 2004
Get the Towniemug.