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tomato jam

These fries could use a little more tomato jam.
by Zak Hunt January 10, 2009
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Going tomato

When someone goes red because of embarrassment.
"You like her don't you"
"Nah, I don't"
"Yeh you do, you're so embarrassed. You're Going tomato. You're going bare tomato"
by Lexicognitive June 26, 2018
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tomatoes for charity

An organization that purely exists in the imagination of young girls that gives tomatoes to charities.
Person A: what on earth are you going to do with all of those tomatoes?

Person B: well of course I'm going to give them to Tomatoes for Charity
by bazooka-princesses3 January 2, 2012
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tomato watch

A warning broadcasted by local television alerting residents of a dangerous surge in tomato production. Not to be confused with tornado sauce.
Our Doppler radar has picked up some strong agricultural disturbances, so a tomato watch has been put into effect. Watch your step, as tomato juice stains wreak havoc on suede.
by Frosty August 24, 2003
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Split Tomato

When a fudgepacker wears such tight pants he splits his ballsac in half. Sortof like a camel toe.
Woooo this is the fudgepacker police! Pull over. You are under arrest for having a split tomato
by RagePrblm August 4, 2003
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hanging tomato

after having sex with a woman on the rag, drag your blood-covered balls across the woman's face, than dangle them in front of her eyes
Vicki is on the rag, and wants me to give her the hanging tomato this evening.
by Ruettiger Van Dyke April 8, 2009
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Tomato sex

When a couple had sex while on the female menstrual cycle.
"Yoo I just had Tomato sex with this girl"
"I heard these 2 girl had Tomato sex"
by Uncle Leon March 22, 2020
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