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Sasquatch

A person is BIGGER and BULKIER than yourself. You know that if you got into a fight with them, one swing of a fist would crack your skull open like an egg. You also know that if they sat on you (intentionally or accidentally, i don't judge) would flatten every single bone in your body. They also highly lower your self esteem because they are clearly bigger and bulkier than you. These specimens are the kinds of people we all aspire to be, but who we know we can't.
*you and a friend are standing in the lunch line*
*a big man named William Davis cuts you*
Your Friend:Can you believe this, a freakin Sasquatch jst cut u-
*you silence him before the beast hears, saving both of your lives*
by nb.Harris4 December 7, 2018
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Sasquatch

An unusually hairy person.
That Sasquatch needs to visit Bertha for a manscaping before he dares to destin; otherwise he will never be a bf and will end up like a poor scott.
by HardcoreRunner September 30, 2013
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Sasquatch

A Sasquatch is someone who many know as Manisha Shergill her nick name is Man SISHA and she is the ugliest of all the Sasquatch’s out there and simi is the prettiest of them all Sasquatch’s.
Wow thats an ugly Sasquatch’s right there why would Manisha do that
by MAN SISHA December 7, 2021
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Sasquatch

A hairy stinky woman who is hot and attractive at the bar and is still wearing clothes and the go back to their place and realize your bad decision
She was so smoking hot at the bar, but when I got to a fucking her was so unkept and hairy down there I thought I was about to fuck a Sasquatch!
by Dan XL July 18, 2012
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Sasquatch

Also known as Bigfoot it is very hairy and weighs around 420 tons. No one has ever caught a Sasquatch but there has been some reports of seen Sasquatch's. Also hairy and ugly people are usually called Sasquatch's.
I found the Sasquatch!
Geez that person is such a Sasquatch.
by Bsnabsbsn February 20, 2017
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Sasquatch plunder

Where you shave your pubes and put them in someone's bum so the poo is hairy
Bro 1: I totally did a PHAT sasquatch plunder last night

Bro 2: what about me broseph

Bro 1: maybe next time lil jit
by Jimbooojames August 10, 2024
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Sasquatch's Dick

A big hairy stick longer than a giraffe's neck
Pretty sure Nicki Minaj has a Sasquatch's Dick
by SnappyPolarBear May 7, 2014
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