onion smuggler

A person with smelly armpits reminiscent of the acrid odor of onions. As in, a person who smells as if he/she were illegally transporting onions in their armpits.

Man, I was gagging the whole way home from work. I got stuck sitting next to an onion smuggler on the bus.

by Peter Doubt September 28, 2007

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Onion Blizzard

When you fart in a jar, seal it and discretely put it in your friends freezer for a surprise opening at a future unknown date.

I gave Evan the Onion Blizzard after he beat me in fantasy football. His sense of smell will be ruined forever.

by User56257 October 19, 2021

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Onion Bracelet

The ring of fecal matter found around the wrist after penetration of the anus with the fist, colloquially known as 'Fisting'.

I Fisted that man from the nightclub and ended up with an onion bracelet at the end of the night.

by Potty. S April 17, 2014

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Summer Onions

A set of saggy, dangly, sweaty balls/testicles. Primarily due to heat.

They are the opposite of Winter Onions which are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.

I was just scratching my summer Onions and now my fingers smell like pickled onions and sour cheese.

by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2018

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Onion Facts

Onion Facts is a godly video uploaded on the timotainment YouTube channel. It is very educational and redacted. It includes facts such as redacted, and redacted.

Orang: Have you seen onion facts?

Meme man: redacted

by Traffic Cone April 8, 2020

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Onion Money

Made popular by the Vanilla Ice 'Satisfaction' single, "She has no no Onion Money" is spoken by an uncredited lip actor.

'Onion Money' refers to a 90's fad of trading sexual favors for food at a farmer's market.

"Yo Vanilla! She has no no onion money!"

"Me and Darnell were hungry, so we traded some onion money down on ol'country road."

by JCarCom May 7, 2012

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