you’re on mute

The most common phrase used during business video conferencing throughout COVID, often accompanied with much gesticulation

Tom -

Bob - We can’t hear you, you’re on mute
Tom -
Bob - no, still can’t, you’re on mute
Tom - I f***king hate these video calls
Bob - that’s it, we can all hear you now

by Martin X McFarty February 19, 2021

Mute

Low key or on the low

Come over to my party, but keep it muted

by rizzmu.hehe March 15, 2024

muted bugle

To perform oral sex on somone whilst inserting your finger/fingers in their anus

Hooli gave me a wicked muted bugle the other night

by Jason Moran March 7, 2008

Mute Point

When you see a comment so ridiculous on social media that you instantly mute/block the poster, regardless of length of friendship or without further scrutiny of poster's page

My aunt's claim that aliens made the earth flat so they could farm us more easily was a mute point

by WestBankSam December 31, 2023

MUTE main

A fucking pedophile cancer mother fucker

Oh shit, mute mains are sgit at the game

by Volcanic_whale23 October 24, 2020

Mute main

A fucking pedophile cancer mother fucker

Oh shit, mute mains are sgit at the game

by Volcanic_whale23 October 24, 2020

Mute the Zoom

To maturbate, à la Jeffrey Toobin.

My girlfriend cancelled our big date. I guess I'll just stay home and Mute the Zoom.

by anonymous October 21, 2020