Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up 

In sports terms, the precise moment when you realize why that promising call-up from the minor leagues was in the minor leagues in the first place.

Inspired by Step Brothers (2008). Applicable to any team or a group dynamic.

Third-string goalie pitches a shutout in his first game, then gets lit up in his second game.

“Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up.”

Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up by ApathyInaction May 10, 2025

dude i fucked that girl in the bed

you just fucked a girl in the bed. that is what that means lol

help me please
im dying
i dont know wh dude i fucked that girl in the bed

maybe because of memes

dude i fucked that girl in the bed by fucekrerewre January 31, 2017

if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS 

An intensifier used to convey the extent to which an entity is ignorant of a phenomenon.

EA would not know good game design if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS

if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS by 10xValue September 24, 2021

Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the as 

A phrase used whenever americans can’t see the beauty in something, taken from billy on the street talking about his love for the movie Rattatoullie

Person 1:”I went to the grand canyon with a bunch of americans and they were all on their phones the whole time”

Person 2:”Jesus, Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the ass.”

Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the as by sunnyfolina June 17, 2023

thefuckingimpala 

Noun: something extremely awesome relating to tumblr fandom blogs such as thefuckingimpala and awesome sauce blog and the origin of this word. Usually thefuckingimpala is used to explain something in the CW television show "Supernatural" featuring an uber sexy wexy cast and an angel named Cas. It can also be used to describe why things happen in Supernatural crossovers with "Doctor Who, Sherlock, Merlin, (God forbid) Homestuck, The Walking Dead, etc." or previously mentioned fandoms alone (though this is rare and is only done by overly obsessed supernatural fans I call Leviathans. Thefuckingimpala is usually shouted with extreme feels
2.Noun: Used as a reason for Supernatural Fandom/ crossover

1. "How did Sherlock survive the fall?" "Thefuckingimpala!"
2. "Why do Dean and Sam always survive, shouldn't they be dead?" "TheFuckingImpala!"
3. "There should totally be a Walking Dead/Supernatural crossover event because THEFUCKINGIMPALA!"

thefuckingimpala by theartofdeductisms January 7, 2013

thefuckingsupreme_ 

my baddie mootual on tiktok

thefuckingsupreme_ is such a baddie

thefuckingsupreme_ by jimmydarlingslobsterhand July 6, 2021